Good day! I said Good day sir!
this post was submitted on 21 Jul 2026
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People are a liability. Dont hang out with them.
I've never understood why people talk about marriage like this big scary commitment. You. Can. Literally. Just. Walk. Out. It's not like they send you to jail. Nobody even cares!
I’m mean you need to split assets, court order for visitation if you can’t agree on something. Not as simple as just walk out.
When the going gets tough, the tough get going.
sitting down at the restaurant and leaving when you see the prices... i dont really understand why people are opposed to this. you can just leave!
People act like I'm insane when I do this
Are they wrong?
Like ... I do it too, but then, I'm insane.
I'd argue they're insane for tolerating the stuff
Meh. Sanity is an average, a median.
I'm not that. Perhaps you are not either.
Oh man I got bit by a coyote a couple weeks ago and I walked out of the ER after getting stitches and apparently if you walk out of an ER after getting stitches but before getting rabies shots after getting bit by a coyote then everyone starts looking for you.
You don't want rabies.
I mean, I'm not a doctor, but I've read things.
Do rabies cause you to read?
Rabbies shots are no fun. You did the right thing.
Completely unrelated but have you ever noticed how scary water is?
Hydrophobia is a really strange word. I've thought about that many times.
Absolutely terrifying. I nope out when I see it even when my mouth is all frothy and I need to wipe it down.
I know it's a shitpost, but man does it feel good to quit. I once had a job I HATED (lumber department at a chronically under-staffed Home Depot where I'd be the only person expected to work both lumber and building materials during the day when contractors were in wanting stuff). One day I was scheduled to close, then scheduled for the morning shift the next day. This meant not getting home until around 11 and then getting up the next morning at 5. Alarm goes off and I just pulled a Peter Gibbens from Office Space. I hit that snooze and went right back to sleep. Woke up a few hours later, loaded a surfboard in my truck and went to the beach. Left to see family for Thanksgiving a couple days later and sent every phone call from my manager straight to voicemail. It was immature, irresponsible, but absolutely liberating.
I think the only time I felt as free was when I ended a rocky five-year relationship.
Rage quitting is amazing and so cathartic. I rage quit a job in 2022, but I was nice enough to type out a resignation email.
You sound like a hoot, what a great resignation!
😁 Thanks.
Lol I did something similar, manager had me work the night shift then told me he wanted me to work morning at end of night shift. Said I can't do morning on top of the night, he said if you dont come on youre fired, I said ok went home, never went in. Really does feel good man!
It sounds like your former boss requested you to do a violation of OSHA guidelines.
If it's in Europe it's very likely downright illegal.
It'd also be an unjust dismissal and a breach of the termination period, so you could have filed a lawsuit to get compensated.
The most important thing is that you got away from it, but if something like this ever happens again, I would recommend that you contact the union before saying OK to anything. It's usually better to let the employer fire you for not showing up than to walk away and let them continue to do it to other people. They never learn - until they have to pay for it.
I'm in the us we dont have rights here most jobs aren't union. Now that I'm older I probably could have gotten wrongful termination though.
I quit a job as a bouncer in a nightclub when they wanted us to allow some uncool shit. Two middle fingers in the manager's face. It was awesome. Quite liberating. I had another job inside of a week.
real winners quit 💕
I didn't think I'd find this relatable but "too fancy weed store" hit so hard
I went into one in Portland OR once and the whole inside was dazzled up like a super ornate Hindu shrine. The budtender started in on this spiel about finding my spiritually matched strain and shi. Probably ended up overpaying for some decent flower but it was overwhelming af lmao.
It's really hard to shut them up and just buy some pot.
Fukem. There's a lot of weed stores in Portland.
Keep it weird, man.
big upvote for the too fancy weed store
Cops if your quick persona shines trough
But I'm not quick :-/
Chugitty chode I’m hittin’ the road
I have a reputation among my friends for disappearing in the middle of things.
Makes it a lot harder to do.
an unpaid message from your local friendly skeleton.
I always quit early when I'm clothes shoppi
Plus the spacing between that and the line below it really bothers me