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[–] Ilixtze@lemmy.ml 4 points 20 hours ago

At 17 I lost my virginity to a chainsmoker catgirl and it kind of imprinted me to the smell of cigarettes and catgirls even if i don't smoke and I'm not a furry.

[–] itsjustachairmary@lemmy.world 52 points 1 day ago (1 children)

My dad stopped smoking for a little bit to prepare for a big operation. After the op, he asked if we could wheel him into the smoking lounge at the hospital where he was recovering. So begrudgingly we wheeled him in there and with the most sincere shock while we rolled him in, he asked 'wait is this what you always smell when people smoke? This stink?'

Yea, that's what our house smells like. You smoke three packs a day in the same small room. What do you expect.

He died of a completely preventable form of cancer a year later. Kids, don't fucking smoke. It ruins you and the ones you love.

[–] tehn00bi@feddit.org 7 points 1 day ago (2 children)

My first house was previously smoked in by someone that probably matched your dad. We put 4 coats of paint on the wall and still couldn’t completely remove the stink.

[–] Anivia@feddit.org 4 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago) (1 children)

Try an ozone generator (but absolutely do your research on how to use it safely, inhaling ozone is very dangerous)

Hotels use them for rooms that have been smoked in, and used car dealers on smokers cars

[–] almost1337@lemmy.zip 2 points 18 hours ago

A buddy of mine tried that after he bought his house. Long story short the ozone reacted with chemicals in the carpet and furniture and produced various toxic aldehydes. His (then) pregnant wife couldn't safely be in the house for like a week afterwards.

[–] itsjustachairmary@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Absolutely disgusting... There are ways to clean walls and shit, but it's disgusting. You get these long black goopy ropes of just, tar and shit that Come off the walls.

[–] zarathustrad@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

If I had a nickel for every new release anime about chain smoking.... I still could not even afford a single loose cigarette.

[–] anon_8675309@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

The smell and taste is how I made myself quit smoking. Every time I smoked I made myself focus on the smell and taste and made myself say out loud (when nobody could hear but whatever) “these smell and taste like shit!”

Took about a month and I quit. Never even crave them.

[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

My body my choice. I chose to stop using nicotine products. I will choose to start again should i start getting shot at.

Life.

[–] Z745812939054@lemmy.zip 66 points 2 days ago (13 children)

for myself and a lot of former smokers i've talked to, no matter how much time has passed nor how bad you think it smells now, there's STILL a non-zero part of you that thinks "omfg that smells delicious"

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

seriously. I've never smoked a cigarette in my life. the day i started having a problem with nicotine is the day secondhand smoke started smelling good. never should have taken that construction job with the crew where i was the only nonsmoker (and everyone there went through two packs on the job).

moved to utah after that, and would linger by smoker's corner outside the supermarket on the walk home. That's when i knew something had changed. nicotine's powerful.

Yeah, this unfortunately. Nicotine is very addictive

[–] tomkatt@lemmy.world 36 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Former smoker who switched to vaping 15 years ago (unflavored e-juice via liquid synthetic nicotine concentrate+ PG/VG)…

Nah, it’s fucking gross. I was exposed to many smokers from a young age, including close relatives and in enclosed spaces. Found myself addicted and craving cigs before I’d ever smoked one, even though I hated the smoke and the smell. FYI - smoking around your kids at all, let alone without being in a well ventilated environment, should be considered child abuse.

I smoked for a decade before switching to vaping, and don’t miss it at all. I don’t hate the nicotine, just burning stinky cigarettes, and to this day it makes me gag.

[–] loaf@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 day ago

Found myself addicted and craving cigs before I’d ever smoked one, even though I hated the smoke and the smell.

That happened to me as well. Most of my family smoked, so I was exposed to it constantly. One day, I noticed it just didn’t stink quite as bad as it used to.

So of course, I started. By the time I was in high school, I couldn’t concentrate or focus unless I smoked. I was so dumb; I had no idea what addiction was.

[–] Ethalis@jlai.lu 23 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Former smoker here, and I definitely think it smells gross. However there's still a part of me that goes "Sure, it stinks, but one puff would feel so great right now!"

i'll just walk by these smokers and smell the smoke it ain't so bad

[–] CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago

Ex smoker 20 years ago. That was true for roughly 5 years after quitting. For the last 15 years it is absolutely revolting to me.

[–] TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 2 days ago

It's been like 8 years since I quit and still love the smell. About 4 years since I quit weed though and that already smells gross again

[–] Nima@leminal.space 6 points 2 days ago

its been over 10 years and this is still true for me. they smell terrible. and delicious.

I’ve never been a smoker, but every now and then I catch a whiff and it smells amazing.

But one time a smoker chick started making out with me at a party and dude her mouth tasted so bad I almost puked. Just burnt and tarry. Blech. If it wasn’t the cigarettes, she must have been eating hot roadkill and the slab of asphalt it was on. Just unbelievably bad

That kind of sealed the deal for me not wanting to smoke, but it still smells good sometimes lol.

[–] PapaStevesy@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

I've never even been a smoker and I kind of like it, but it's really only because I became acquainted with the smell in bars at 18+ rock shows before smoking was pretty universally banned indoors. I was just pumped to be at the show.

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[–] jaschen306@sh.itjust.works 25 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Every time I drink, I want to smoke sooooo bad. So I ended up stopping drinking too so I don't smoke.

[–] tourist@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Same, except with cocaine.

I still smoke sometimes. Like, one pack a month (at most). I actually prefer those guerilla-marketed nicotine lip pouches.

[–] Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Ypu know, that's not "stopping smoking".

[–] tourist@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

oh

I meant to say I crave cocaine when I drank

smoking thing was a tangent

[–] LwL@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (2 children)

It's a far cry from the average smoker that can't go 2 hours without tho

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I was about to disagree with you, then I looked it up. The average is just over 10 PER DAY. That's fucking ridiculous.

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[–] Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 day ago

Sure, and I hope you'll be able to quit totally one day! I have had so many friends "only smoke a little" that restarted fulltime smoking.

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[–] Malyca@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 day ago

Smell is why I quit. My son came home from school and I smelled smoke on him and it just hit me how unfair it was on him. Stopped that day. Wish I had done it much sooner.

[–] snoons@lemmy.ca 26 points 2 days ago

Also the stink. I can smell you from 2-3 blocks away. Stinky.

[–] vantablack@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 day ago

okay but the first pic on the bottom is of her smoking weed tho

[–] WetHedgeHog@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

like a furry?

[–] Ravenheart@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 day ago

I'll be honest, I actually kind of like the smell of cigarettes, which is why I ain't touching that shit. I know I'd get hooked.

[–] rustyfish@piefed.world 4 points 1 day ago

I stopped smoking a couple of days before Christmas. This February we went to Japan but we fucked up the booking for our room in Hokkaido. We booked a smoker room by accident.

The smell was…not as sexy as you might think as a smoker.

[–] OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago (5 children)

I had to quit a few months ago and am now cleaning all this build up of black shit out of my bathroom exhaust fan. Makes me glad that shit isnt going into my lungs now

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[–] Demdaru@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Seen cool smokers. They ain't making a big thing of smoking. They just go out, take 5 mins to smoke, return to whatever they were doing.

Seen goofy smokers. People who are unaccustomed or try to make smoking part of their identity.

Both stink. Both are loathsome to be around. First kind may actually put some work into lessening that like mints tho. Still stink.

[–] kersploosh@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago (3 children)

The meme is like 99% true.

But watch the video of Portishead's Roseland NYC Live and tell me Beth Gibbons crooning with a cigarette isn't dope as hell. You can't.

[–] Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 19 hours ago

It isn't the cigarette.

[–] Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 day ago (2 children)

All I can think of is the stinky fingers, and stink breath.

And I did smoke during that time.

The world evolves.

[–] roboflop@feddit.uk 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I do have to wash my hands after I smoke, ngl.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

what, you don't like putting your cigarette on a long stick like a frenchwoman? because i'm trying to bring something back

[–] roboflop@feddit.uk 2 points 1 day ago

I've legit thought about it. Let's be trend setters.

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you aren't wrong.

and while i know cannabis and tobacco are different, but since starting smoking weed the timbre of my voice has gone from meh to pretty alright. so like, there's a functional thing going on there too

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