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Girl has a dump truck, but the contents spilled all over her room apparently

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[–] DeadDigger@lemmy.zip 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] VitoRobles@lemmy.today 5 points 1 day ago (2 children)

You can give the McDonald's to someone.

That's what I did when I won $100 from Taco Bell. I had to use it under my name. And since I didn't eat Taco Bell, I fed a bunch of college kids with $1 tacos.

[–] DeadDigger@lemmy.zip 1 points 3 hours ago

Hm but then it's bad for them isn't it?

[–] thermal_shock@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

When was this, I don't remember tacos being $1 since the 90s

[–] areakode@riskeratspizza.com 43 points 2 days ago (2 children)

"You don't need a condom..."

YOU DEFINITELY NEED A CONDOM!

[–] Shellofbiomatter@lemmus.org 21 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Would probably have to go with a hazmat suit in this place.

[–] Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 days ago

What about a flamethrower protection suit?

[–] marighost@piefed.social 43 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] unmagical@lemmy.ml 16 points 2 days ago

I think I've eaten at McDs like once in the last 5 years or so, but I'd still opt for the year of it in the knowledge that I don't have to use it. Could feed a lot of homeless people at least.

[–] spicehoarder@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 days ago

The monkey's paw curls

[–] luthis@lemmy.nz 22 points 2 days ago (1 children)

This is the reverse of those pictures where there is a chick with a great ass and it distracts you from something crazy in the background

[–] areakode@riskeratspizza.com 3 points 2 days ago

This time it's a crazy ass with a something great in the background!

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 7 points 1 day ago

I already get free McDonald's because I work there. But if you paid me a few dollars more an hour than they do, I could clean your house instead of the McDonald's.

[–] monkeyslikebananas2@lemmy.world 28 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Damn bitch, you live like this?

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 8 points 2 days ago

This is what psychologists do. It's like them walking around your house and asking why you're still holding on to this

[–] kboos1@lemmy.world 20 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

If the room is that dirty then the turd cutter probably is too

[–] TomMasz@piefed.social 18 points 2 days ago

This room looks like the aftermath of a catastrophic flood.

I got an STD from seeing this picture.

[–] tacosanonymous@mander.xyz 20 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Siegfried@lemmy.world -4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Leg on the right (her left leg), near the kneel... she is missing a chunk.

[–] unmagical@lemmy.ml 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Siegfried@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

You are right, it looked the same as the sofa behind her.

I still refuse to accept this picture is real

[–] stevles@aussie.zone 5 points 1 day ago

Maccas fries aren’t bad, this chick would give me groin necrosis. I know my vote!

Can i just have 3 nights added to my life

[–] jlow@slrpnk.net 10 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Is that cats or dogs on the lower right eating the garbage?

[–] orenj@leminal.space 5 points 2 days ago

I thought it was a child for a good twelve seconds

[–] Cheesehat1784@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 day ago

Oh my god I feel sad for the pet

[–] FuyuhikoDate@feddit.org 11 points 2 days ago (2 children)

3 nights living in this room?

[–] Trex202@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Take breaks between messing around to clean. Take breaks between cleaning to mess around

[–] hperrin@lemmy.ca 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)

If you don’t catch something from the garbage…

[–] starchylemming@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

indeed Mcdonalds is not known for its high health standards

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 14 points 2 days ago

assuming this isn’t somehow an upgrade for me was your first mistake

[–] VonReposti@feddit.dk 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I see she already went with free McDonald's for a year.

[–] ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Asmonogloids wife, if he wasn't an incel.

[–] zxqwas@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Think the nearest McD is 280km away.

[–] Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 days ago

Uh, yeah, but what's in it for me?