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[–] Cum_Rag@fedinsfw.app 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Being selfless is a burden?

[–] SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca 1 points 53 minutes ago (1 children)

Only when you're selfish.

Come to think of it, if being selfless is a burden to you then you aren't really selfless.

[–] Cum_Rag@fedinsfw.app 1 points 48 minutes ago

I guess they don't see the sacrifices people make for their rent money

[–] FuyuhikoDate@feddit.org 11 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Daaamn this is really a shitpost indeed

[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 6 points 3 hours ago

Safe living? HA

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 41 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (4 children)

Do NOT be kind to your landlord.

My landlord lost their house gambling so I offered them to rent one of my rooms at discount as a roommate.

Now whenever my rent increases due to cost of living, I increase their rent due to cost of living.

We are in a sick perpetual cycle and both our rents went up 5000% yesterday. We are comrades in this pain and promised to protect each other if liver selling operation goes wrong.

It's a hateful bond, an adversarial friendship, and a dying survival. Somebody please help!

[–] derpgon@programming.dev 2 points 49 minutes ago (1 children)

Now that I think about it, if a circle exists somewhere where A rents to B, B rents to C, and C to A (make it as long as needed, of course), one increasing the rent leads to a perpetual rent increase until one of them collapses? Would be funny to see tbh.

[–] mildseason@sopuli.xyz 1 points 36 minutes ago

Lol spot on! This is exactly how the current economy is working 🙈

[–] DisasterTransport@startrek.website 18 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

I think that means you raised the GDP of your block by 500x. You two make a pretty good team! You should both get some kind of medal for driving such economic growth.

Edit: hang on a second, is your landlord Larry Ellison?

[–] ryannathans@aussie.zone 2 points 12 hours ago
[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 points 13 hours ago

Have you tried getting a second landlord roomate?

[–] okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 46 points 15 hours ago

That poor landlord is living from your paycheck to the next.

[–] bloogoose@lemmy.zip 84 points 17 hours ago (3 children)

My landlord is a multibillion dollar corporation and my fridge is 32 years old.

[–] Polisheocket@lemmy.zip 2 points 4 hours ago

New fridges are a joke anyway. Mine broke after 5 years. I have a garage fridge better then my new one

[–] db2@lemmy.world 37 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

If that fridge is still happily running then be happy, they literally don't make them like that anymore.

[–] bloogoose@lemmy.zip 14 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

It leaks water on the floor, causes my power bill to go up and grows mildew around the seals weekly...

[–] EurekaStockade@lemmy.world 26 points 12 hours ago

Good news, they do still make them like that!

[–] db2@lemmy.world 6 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

It's low on refrigerant and effectively unfixable. Depending on where you're at you can probably withhold rent by putting it in an escrow account until the landlord fixes the problems. You have to tell them by certified mail, and if appliances aren't included in your rent agreement don't do it because you're already screwed. In that case get your own fridge and keep the receipt.

[–] bloogoose@lemmy.zip 4 points 10 hours ago

Nah it's Indiana. This state is arguably the most pro landlord state with very little tenant rights hence the old fridge among other issues that get bandaids instead of repairs/replacement.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 14 points 16 hours ago (4 children)

It's probably also super inefficient and uses Freon

[–] db2@lemmy.world 5 points 14 hours ago

Freon is a brand name not a refrigerant. You mean R12 which was banned in new equipment 32 years ago. It's probably R22.

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[–] X@piefed.world 15 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Have you sincerely and cheerfully wished your multibillion dollar corporation landlord a happy and prosperous birthday, and have you gratefully and bravely remitted no less than three (3) months of your (useless to you) money?

No?

You’re what’s wrong with society.

[–] bloogoose@lemmy.zip 8 points 15 hours ago

Truly I am a monster.

[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 76 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

Imagine not tipping your landlord.

This generation man...

[–] Marternus@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

I didn't know until now that there is a debate about tipping your landlord. For me this sounds unbelievable. It's like tipping your politicians and policemen. Or in another way like tipping your mum.

[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 hour ago

like tipping your mum.

Widely believed to be impossible

[–] Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 28 points 18 hours ago (1 children)
[–] abbadon420@sh.itjust.works 7 points 17 hours ago

That's why none kf these kids are getting any houses. They really called this upon themselves

[–] Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world 42 points 17 hours ago (3 children)

Our landlord wanted us to pay for the ac being fixed...during the hottest part of July.

You could be on fire in front of me, and I'd piss on you. Tell me you're a landlord and I'll need the first month and last month deposit first.

[–] Th4tGuyII@fedia.io 20 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Piss would be too good for them. I'd just get some marshmallows and sticks out

[–] Untamed_Star@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Wouldn't the pee just make the fire burn harder and be gross too and an insult? I feel like it is worse.

[–] Th4tGuyII@fedia.io 2 points 5 hours ago

The gross bit sure, but from my understanding pissing on them would help put them out due to piss being mostly water

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[–] derAbsender@piefed.social 17 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

Sarcasm on Internet Boards doesnt stay sarcastic for long

[–] Untamed_Star@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Tbh I thought it was just some meme made by landlords, for landlords, with landlords, from landlords and that kind of stuff.

[–] Untamed_Star@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 9 hours ago

I AM DUMB OK?

[–] Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 3 points 14 hours ago (2 children)
[–] derAbsender@piefed.social 1 points 28 minutes ago

Landlords won"t get... fired :-)

[–] Notyou@sopuli.xyz 10 points 14 hours ago (3 children)

People will start believing in a flat earth and that birds aren't real.

[–] derAbsender@piefed.social 2 points 28 minutes ago

Or that Landlords are good people

[–] BiteSizedZeitGeist@lemmy.world 4 points 11 hours ago

BIRDS ARE FLAT AND THE EARTH ISN'T REAL WAKE UP SHEEPLE

[–] Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 2 points 13 hours ago

Sounds ideal

[–] Leviathan@fedinsfw.app 3 points 11 hours ago

Fuck the leeches.

[–] steveLeo@lemmy.zip 7 points 17 hours ago (3 children)

The tip of my schwanz, maybe

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