The only correct way to be on a flight is collectively miserable and pissed off as we’re all stuck like canned sardines
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But if it were a different religion or ethnicity...
The next time someone tries to tell me about Jesus, I want to introduce them to the oldest, living religion in the world. Have you tried seeking Shiva or Lord Krishna? They were around way before your made up blonde Jesus.
Christians: we should be assholes and then claim we’re the victims when we get punched or arrested.
My husband has to go on a business trip next week and I'm really worried he'll get himself arrested confronting people like this. I'm a "just wasn't raised with religion" person but he's one of those atheists that has beef with Christianity because of how he was raised. It's personal. I don't think he could sit through this without absolutely losing his shit. In a just world, these people would be the ones getting arrested.
There was a guy like that sitting on a bus I was on a couple of days ago. I asked him if he wanted the guitar wrapped around his neck or broken on his head. He got off at the next stop.
I don't put up with much.
"You ever seen el kabong?"
If we are gonna have cults can we atleast have cults beyond our comprehension rather than this annoying bullshit?
Like pedophile cannibal cults with "chefs that cook every 'color" of shrimp?
I can understand that shit, I want stuff beyond my comprehension.
replace pedophile cannibal with cosmic entities beyond your comprehension and every color with colors beyond your comprehension then yes
Give stewarding staff permission to taze.
I'm too lazy to check but what airline is this?
I have an ongoing running inside joke with some friends that United Airlines is the most insane and simultaneously racist airline so I just wanna know if I can add this to the list lol.
The front of the turbine looks orange. It could maybe be EasyJet or the special 100 year livery of American Airlines
According to this article, it was indeed EasyJet, and this incident happened around April 2022.
Ah cool, thanks
Always bring some portable speakers and Slayer (or something similar - Arch Enemy might be even more atheistic and less problematic) with yourself if you plan to fly.
They do this to a captive audience because if people had the choice, they wouldn’t willingly suffer this inanity. It’s rapist mentality and abhorrent behavior.
No wonder so many of them find God in prison
And that Tectone became a right wing christian one day.
Seriously. What the fuck is this trend? And why doesn't the airline staff or other passengers do anything?
If they did this on a Ryanair flight from England to anywhere, he would be eating the guitar analy. No way this would be allowed on European or Asian airlines.
Yes because half the time on Ryanair flights you are subjected to their own advertising. What fucking perfumes they carry, their shitty lottery thing, their sandwiches blah blah. Honesty all this shit should be illegal. It's like unskippable ads while I'm trying to listen to my music. The comms should be only about plane safety and flight information.
Seriously. What the fuck is this trend?
Probably just something trending on social media. Influencers no longer decide what to do themselves but are controlled by algorithms no one really understands. One week it's pranking your dog, next week it's christian songs in an airplane.
And why doesn’t the airline staff or other passengers do anything?
Staff is not being paid enough to fight 15 people at once. Other passengers don't want to be charged with assault.
Well,
First, Ryanair wouldn't have allowed the guitar as a free carry-on and would have asked a 100€ surcharge
Second, the staff would have interrupted this mess because they need to upsell the lottery tickets
They would ask money to the passengers to make them stop.
It's the new going door to door or bothering people in the street. The idea is for the Christians to be told to fuck off, and then they go back to their church crying how mean people were when they tried to spread their good news, and the congregation can have a bonding moment about how mean the world outside of their church is.
Persecution fetish again
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Pretty sure this gets them on a no fly list to heaven too
And when you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by others. Truly I tell you, they have received their reward in full. 6 But when you pray, go into your room, close the door and pray to your Father, who is unseen. Then your Father, who sees what is done in secret, will reward you.
Shit like this makes me feel little bits of the truth came through the Bible. Missed by the men who'd use it for their own gain.
If there was a higher being a "God," I doubt they would be as cruel and barbaric as the books say. Why bother being that way? Maybe at one time, it wanted to be closer to us, but realized it wasn't good for us. Now we've got folks thinking they feel it, but "it" is probably long gone. Either exploring the universe and everything between or dead.
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I swear I would lose it if this was my flight. The Sky bus is for everyone. THAT DOESNT MEAN ITS YOURS TO FUCK ABOUT IN. Sit down and be nice to each other.
Nail clippers are allowed on carry-ons and can clip guitar strings easily.
But they will fuck up your nail clippers big time.
Worth it in this case.
I'd lean in to this so hard!
"Oh, Lord, I feeeeeel the Holy Spirit!
Cast out this evil demon within me!"
*punch happy clappers*
*smash guitar*
"It's a miracle! Satan has been cast out' I am free! Thank you Lord!
Finally I am at peace!"
*sit back down in my seat, close eyes and be asleep*
May they receive the lord’s own unexpected rough air straight into the fucking ceiling and back down onto the corner of one of the metal service carts.
You know your cult is good if the only way you get people to liaten to you is when you are trapped in a tibe in the sky.
Rather be on one of those planes where the religious nutjobs were carrying box cutters. At least it's over sooner.
Seems like a perfect time to crank Uncle Fucker by Terrance and Philip and rock the joint proper.
That, or any copyrighted music.
They’re just doing this for TikGoon or instaspooge.
Don’t let them.
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