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[–] My_IFAKs___gone@lemmy.world 55 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I mean, the stuff inside the infrastructure basically exists to burn, almost like it's asking for it.

That being said, there are some very useful non-combustitory uses of crude oil. It'd be nice if its wholesale extraction could be limited to actual durable uses with less climatory impact and not just to be turned into CO2, H2O(v), and various other badder stuffs.

[–] stsquad@lemmy.ml 44 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

My first year Chemistry dissertation was about this. Of all the useful things you can do with hydrocarbons burning them is the most wasteful.

[–] dxdydz@slrpnk.net 14 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Like what? I’d love to know more.

[–] stsquad@lemmy.ml 37 points 3 weeks ago

Plastics, waxes, solvents, synthetic fibres and even pharmaceuticals. There are second order products from cracking like hydrogen which are important for things like fertilizer but that is rather carbon intensive.

You can use organic oils for some of these. However organic oils are more complex so need to be broken down into simpler building blocks which all takes energy and processing. Of course you also need to grow oil bearing plants which also tend to require a lot of fertilizer.

[–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 3 points 3 weeks ago

Well, for starters, a lot of plastics are made from hydrocarbons as a starting material.

[–] Tja@programming.dev 3 points 3 weeks ago

Plastics, to begin with

[–] rockerface@lemmy.cafe 27 points 3 weeks ago

If you can't do it yourself, we always accept donations for drones.

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 21 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Akrenion@slrpnk.net 8 points 2 weeks ago

People like you are the reasone I will never be allowed to travel to America.

Thank you.

[–] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 17 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

The difference between a manifesto and a climate report is if it is the reason something big happens

[–] Artisian@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Honestly can't tell which one is which. Most manifesto's don't do anything but social-signalling; and neither does the average climate report...

[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 13 points 3 weeks ago

OP, your flight for Kyiv leaves in three hours. Godspeed.

[–] Zwiebel@feddit.org 7 points 3 weeks ago

Nooo don't blow up the vaseline factory 😭😭😭

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 2 points 3 weeks ago

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