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[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 10 points 3 days ago

What is the charge, eating an eel? A succulent freshwater eel?

[–] milk_steak@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago
[–] Codpiece@feddit.uk 13 points 3 days ago

You won’t get anything out of him. He won’t sing.

[–] Angryhumanoid@fedinsfw.app 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Yeah they wouldn't have opened the window for him as a courtesy if he resisted.

[–] homik@slrpnk.net 6 points 3 days ago

Yeah, he wasn't a big flight risk.

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 5 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Dude probably didn't had a valid Füllerführerschein (permit to use a fountain pen.)

[–] braindead@piefed.world 6 points 3 days ago

He's gonna fit right in at Pelican Bay.

[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

Let him go you pigs! He did nothing wrong!!!

[–] Kenny2999@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

Pelica is not a country, dammit!

[–] TIEPilot@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Those are a nightmare when I lived in Florida and you want to shore/pier fish... I gave up and went to night fishing. You ever had hold one down to not hurt it while taking out the hook?

[–] riskable@programming.dev 5 points 3 days ago

For shore, you pelican't fish with them around.

[–] CuddlyCassowary@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I play a word scramble game and once “pelican” came up as “lepanic” and now I can’t help but call them Le Panic in my head when I see one. But yeah… jerks.

[–] TIEPilot@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

LOL now I got that stuck in my head :)

And I La Panic'ed big time when I caught my first one!!!

[–] faythofdragons@slrpnk.net 4 points 3 days ago

What a marvelous bird, the pelican
His mouth can hold more than his belly can!
He can hold in his beak,
Enough fish for a week,
But damned if I know how the hell he can

[–] phillycodehound@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

I have no idea why this has me laughing so hard.

[–] tjsauce@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

No sign of them pelicans, eh?

[–] ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

It's just the one pelican actually.

[–] molestme247@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

Ice gettin everyone