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[–] Klear@piefed.world 261 points 2 weeks ago (7 children)
[–] orbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com 39 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] VitoRobles@lemmy.today 7 points 1 week ago

Mmm Jimothy nuggets

[–] NatakuNox@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] HeyJoe@lemmy.world 25 points 1 week ago (2 children)

You forgot the middle step. When parents discover it and ruin it, then its companies trying to profit off of it.

[–] piyuv@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Not representative of reality; brand is too cute

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So in this case it’s a good thing

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[–] SailorFuzz@lemmy.world 121 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Okay, but.... getting this for my tweenage daughter just to watch her slowly die of cringe would be so worth it.

[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 27 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
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[–] VitoRobles@lemmy.today 12 points 1 week ago

Shout it out while dropping her off at school or with friends.

Be relentless.

[–] zod000@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 week ago

I considering buying these to mess with my kids, but it would have been a declaration of war.

[–] Darkard@lemmy.world 98 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Me, opening the bag: "Fucks sake, all these are 9's and L's"

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[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 66 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Oh good. This means it's almost over.

[–] Steve@startrek.website 13 points 1 week ago

I got a 67 tshirt at walmart

[–] Sabata11792@ani.social 50 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Finally, corpos are adopting the meme. They will make it cringe enough to kill it off while milking the corpse dry.

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (2 children)

But the brilliant part is that they aren't selling this shit to kids, they are selling it to parents and there's an extra dynamic of parent trying to make kid happy and kid probably picking up on that and acting happy to please the parent, resulting in the parent buying it more times when neither of them really care about it.

It's insidious and reminds me of those car commercials where they are marketing "a new car will make your teenagers want to spend time with the family instead of their friends" instead of trying to sell the car itself.

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[–] starblursd@lemmy.zip 48 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Purdue made these as well and I got them to annoy my friends who despise the meme... And my oven's heating element died in protest 😂

[–] db2@lemmy.world 29 points 1 week ago

You have to set it to 420 to reset

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[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 39 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Dad eats all the 69s and leaves the kid with a plate of L.

[–] socsa@piefed.social 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Mom, what's 69?

Mom: ask your dad

Dad: ask your mom.

The aristocrats.

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[–] brown567@sh.itjust.works 33 points 1 week ago (7 children)

Be a lot cheaper to manufacture "69" nuggets. Pick the right font and you'd only need one shape

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 14 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Can also use Star Wars to brand them as "Order 66" nuggets. Or Get Smart with "Agent 99" nuggets.

[–] pulsey@feddit.org 13 points 1 week ago

imagine the disappointment when you only get 6's in your package 😐

Just call em Quotes and make em 6's

You may ask why not 9s? Well it's because 7 8 9

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[–] plateee@piefed.social 31 points 1 week ago (1 children)

My package was defective it was all "9"s and "L"s.

Darkard beat us to it.

[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 23 points 1 week ago

Hum, look like 69 nuggets with a bunch of L for loser nuggets thrown in for the kids.

[–] okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 22 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Somehow 66% less protein than real chicken

[–] trem@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

No, why wou-- oh ffs

[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

~~I was going to try those but there must've been some mix-up at the packaging facility because the bag only had 9s and Ls.~~

I was a little too slow.

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[–] Baguette@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 1 week ago (13 children)

Y'all just haters, 67 is just another example of one generation finding and creating their own internet humor, then having every other generation bash on them for it.

Sure it's a bit cringey, but let the kids have their fun. Internet humor doesn't have to be so gatekeepy. We had things like 21 from vine and 2+2 is 4. If you look further than number based memes, then there's been a bunch of nonsensical memes like 🅱️

[–] Dingo_Kidneys@lemmy.today 6 points 1 week ago

I think I can shed light on the 6 7 hate. To do so though, I need to cover why people are okay with the others. 420 and 69 have been around for ages so they get a pass for being grandfathered and having transgressive origins. Quick maths (2+2 is 4, minus 1 that's 3) got its fame for being an incredibly stupid thing to say in the middle of a rap while also simultaneously going way too hard for how silly it sounds. Lastly you have 21, which was a vine meme so again, a more grounded and community based origin.

What makes 6 7 stand out is that it's from the British school system, and British culture sucks.

I rest my case.

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[–] treesapx@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago (3 children)

You're buying shaped chicken nuggets. You've already surrendered your dignity. There are no "Heroes of Civil Rights" chicken nuggets...

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[–] Itwasntme223@discuss.online 13 points 1 week ago

I showed this to my 12 year old child and he gave me the most dramatic eyeroll and said: "Yeeeeahh. Gen alpha has some dumb stuff." lol

[–] zod000@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I had to double check and make sure that wasn't the exact image I took this weekend at Aldi and shared with a couple of friends (it wasn't). Real friends don't steal karma that would rightfully have been mine. My kids would have died from extreme eye rolling trauma if I had brought those home from the store.

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[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I was informed this is over.

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[–] Thatuserguy@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

The existence of this product is proof there is no lord to give you strength

[–] Reygle@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] socsa@piefed.social 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This is exactly why it's objectively a stupid meme. 69 and 420 are funny because they are subversive. If you saw those numbers you know it was culture because the boomer mainstream wouldn't be marketing sex and drugs to kids, at least not this directly.

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)

It is subvertive, just against the 420/69 culture. It's an anti-joke that only works because 69 was already a huge meme. You're too close to the source material to appreciate that their joke number is at least as good as ours. Plus bonus points because it serves the function of trolling older people in retaliation for all the vague "you'll understand when you're older" they probably got each time they asked about why older people thought 420 or 69 was funny.

The kids are alright. I don't expect them to solve this shit any better than we did, but I expect that there will be some pretty good memes as humanity barrels closer to extinction, collapse, or serfdom (or some combination of those).

[–] socsa@piefed.social 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)

"Our counterculture is subversive to subversive counterculture and submits to corporate overlords" isn't that complicated, but is totally on brand for the iPad generation.

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[–] fluffykittycat@slrpnk.net 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Is it really that deep? It's basically just a self-propelling thing from what I understand it's funny because it's funny and you say it because you say it and if you're exposed to enough eventually you will catch the Mind virus, or at least that's what happened to me

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[–] Pacattack57@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

6 🤷🏽‍♂️ 7

[–] yucandu@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Is that why the brand name is "Soulless Kitchen"?

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