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[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 148 points 5 days ago (10 children)

Gotta love the footies. They're harmless and locked in. At the rabbit hole that is sexual fetishes, they just hang around the entrance... looking down.

I don't think about feet at all, until a story like this pops up.

[–] cabbagepatchcrabs@retrolemmy.com 53 points 5 days ago (18 children)

You perfectly summed up footies, normies love to bug them for the weirdness but honestly, pretty wholesome all told.

[–] imadethis@fedinsfw.app 19 points 5 days ago (10 children)

I think we must have had very different experiences in life. I think the only fetish I ever hear about in the news in a 'bad way' is feet.

In the past two or three decades, I want to say there have been at least one or two stories per year about some cop in the area letting people off of tickets if they'll let the officer lick their feet. We have incredibly large furry conventions, anime conventions, tattoo conventions, reptile owner conventions, and probably more that touch on various kinks and fetishes, but you never hear about any of those sexual shenanigans in the news... so feet fetish folks finding themselves featured on frontline feeds frequently from the news is quite the contrast.

[–] kboos1@lemmy.world 19 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Letting people off the hook in exchange for foot stuff an entirely different problem. I think the focus misplaced.

[–] pticrix@lemmy.ca 7 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Yeah, that's an ACAB problem more than a footsie problem. This is a mathematical function that always resolve to the same constant : let police(x) a function that describes an action (x) that is done by multiple officers over many iterations, and we can say that police(x)= bastardry

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 9 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Where do you live where cops licking feet regularly makes the news??

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[–] UnspecificGravity@piefed.social 7 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Right, because its the mainstream acceptable stand-in for "weird fetishes" and it fits in the mainstream because its NOT scary.

[–] Waterpumpee@lemmus.org 9 points 5 days ago (1 children)

What does a ticket cost? I'd let any1 lick my smelly feet for 20 bucks.

[–] imadethis@fedinsfw.app 7 points 5 days ago (3 children)

I haven't gotten a ticket in years, but I think the absolute cheapest tickets are over $100, speeding will be somewhere between $180-300 depending on how much over you were going, and the really big boys like repeated no insurance or passing school busses can climb to $500-1000.

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I think the story is more about the damn skeezy cop(s?) than their specific kinks tho

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[–] Viceversa@lemmy.world 9 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Not wholesome
Just not weird in a way interesting enough

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[–] MrNesser@lemmy.world 11 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I have this image of elmur fudd waiting for bugs bunny just so he can look at his feet

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[–] WereCat@lemmy.world 67 points 5 days ago

Foot for thought

[–] 58008@lemmy.world 26 points 5 days ago (4 children)

My take on feets: I don't think about them in my fantasies or anything, but if they're there IRL, they represent a further opportunity to add to the other person's pleasure, so I'll have a go on them. But I don't get turned on by the act of licking soles in and of itself. I've never seen a pair of feet and thought "daaaaaaaaaaamn, those are some HOT feets!" no more than I've seen a garden fence and thought "burn down all other fences, 'cause THIS is the one!" Although, I'm sure I've seen plenty of feet that caused my neutrality to dip into disgust (like my own, for example). But beyond that, I don't think about them at all. They're just an extra button on my controller in the indecipherable non-localised Slavic RPG that is the female orgasm.

[–] b_n@sh.itjust.works 7 points 4 days ago

Never have my thoughts been written down so accurately as right now 🤝. I can understand many other fetishes. Feet I just really struggle to comprehend. Not that that matters, more power to the foot fetishers etc.

[–] Apytele@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 days ago

Yeah I've given a footjob before. It was neither exciting nor disgusting to me but the dude loved it so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[–] BetterDev@programming.dev 8 points 5 days ago

You got my upvote

[–] tyranny@crazypeople.online 16 points 4 days ago

as far as I'm concerned, foot fetishists are the bravest people on earth

[–] Zizzy@lemmy.blahaj.zone 36 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Another poster said the commentor is talking about a youtuber named gabi belle, who afaik posts ZERO sexual content and even if she did that still wouldnt make her an object for your personal sexual satisfaction.

[–] Blibly@lemmy.world 34 points 5 days ago (2 children)

No you don't understand she's a woman showing her face therefore she's a sex object

[–] Viceversa@lemmy.world 12 points 5 days ago (5 children)

Anyone inherently is a sex object

[–] ignotum@lemmy.world 13 points 5 days ago (2 children)
[–] Slovene85@sh.itjust.works 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)

You're not just a sex object, you're a sex bomb!

[–] ignotum@lemmy.world 9 points 5 days ago

Oooh so that's why I'm on the no-fly list

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[–] gnutrino@programming.dev 9 points 5 days ago

In this case I don't think it's her face that they're interested in her showing...

[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 18 points 5 days ago (7 children)

The commenter said she posted that she wanted her score on the foot rating site to be higher, which seems like pretty clear consent to objectify her feet.

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[–] phar@lemmy.world 37 points 5 days ago (3 children)

I do not understand humans

[–] red_tomato@lemmy.world 43 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 5 days ago (1 children)

And capable of being turned on by anything. Not much more to understand than that lol

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[–] wowwoweowza@lemmy.world 9 points 4 days ago

So grateful not to be afflicted with this.

[–] Zozano@aussie.zone 12 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Whenever I think of foot fetishists I think of the anime character Rin Tohsaka, because of her name.

"Watch your piggies, Rin Toe Sucker is coming!"

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I gotta steal part of that name for my next Gloomhaven character

[–] Zozano@aussie.zone 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Definitely the Rin part, right?

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[–] bennypr0fane@discuss.tchncs.de 13 points 5 days ago (2 children)

I... don't get it. Explain the joke?

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 17 points 5 days ago

I think the joke is that people are nuts. I mean, imagine blurring your feet when you already have a presence on wikifeet 🙄.

^/s

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[–] balderdash9@lemmy.zip 12 points 5 days ago
[–] Blibly@lemmy.world 9 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Who is this person talking about?

[–] TheTetrapod@lemmy.world 14 points 5 days ago (3 children)

I just googled to figure it out. It was a YouTuber named Gabi Belle.

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[–] MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I watched End of Oak Street last night. Even though the characters learned that they are kinda trapped thier house, they all still kept their shoes and socks on. Found that interesting

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

So you're saying it's a 1 star and you've unsubscribed?

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