Such a swell dude.
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Not only that, but he failed to wipe out the humans and animals. Not exactly instilling confidence...
When I was a kid I used this as an example of the Christian God being a complete monster. Now I look around and wish he'd been more thorough.
Moe throwing Barney out only for Barney to immediately walk in the back door meme
God: is all loving
Creates an extinction event because he’s in bad mood
"AH CRAP, FUCKED THIS WHOLE RUN UP, TIME TO RESTART THE SIM. FUUUUUUU"
Except we're stuck in the one more turn endgame and things are getting weird
"Getting"?
He's still refining his prompts
Haven’t you ever played the sims?
Who amongst us hasn't woken up hangry and done some light genociding before breakfast
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God: eternal and omniscient.
Also god: surprised pikachu.
I like how God decided to ragequit The Sims game he was playing.
God
Regret
Is God's in-moment regret a part of his plan?
"I need to look like I didn't see this coming."
”God works in mysterious ways ”
Genesis 6:7 he said, “I will eliminate man, whom I have created, from the face of the earth, from man to other living things, from animals even to the flying things of the air. For it grieves me that I have made them.”
God aborts the whole world
Christians: this is fine
Woman aborts one foetus
Christians: burn her, she's a witch
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“Fuck you, and fuck you, and fuck you,“ (to aquatic life) “you’re cool,” (to last land animal group) “and fuck you. You’re out.”
—— God, probably
edit: punctuation
Beginning of the book, he’s already done with us.
Like a streamer who ragequits 90 seconds into his first game because he's not immediately goated at it
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Man, what a shit deity. So much for "omnipotent" if he can't create shit he won't regret.
Diogenes: Behold, God!
Us too buddy, us too
Not the fish though. Seems that God was an evolutionist and agreed the transition to land was a bad idea.
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