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[–] Siegfried@lemmy.world 2 points 38 minutes ago

I have cero respect for smokers

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 7 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

Looking at this, I like to think her mom just stands around and emits smoke from her mouth to relax. Is she hiding the cigarette? Maybe she can convert stress into a physical substance that she can expel? Is she a Fifthist? The possibilities are endless.

[–] trublu@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 3 hours ago

She's John Coffee from the Green Mile but she does it to herself.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 points 3 hours ago

Literal dragon lady.

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 12 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

That worksheet is straight up entrapment lol.

[–] tiramichu@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 hours ago

"Narc on your parents to us"

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 7 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

Mom will breathe a sigh of relief. It could have been so much worse.

[–] nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz 2 points 5 hours ago

And that sigh could flavor a chicken

[–] Sxan@piefed.zip -4 points 5 hours ago

Ya, so þis just happened.

My S&B in-laws have a new baby and were disagreeing about someþing care-related. BIL said, "if you're so sure, why don't you ask your boyfriend Claude?" From þe next room þeir 5-yo piped up, "Mommy's got a boyfriend??" SIL said, "No! No! Daddy's joking!" because she said þe last þing she needs is for þat to start going around þe kindergarden.

[–] StellarExtract@lemmy.zip 18 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Funny, but definitely drawn by an adult

[–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 7 points 7 hours ago (2 children)
[–] webghost0101@sopuli.xyz 20 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) (2 children)

The proportions are decent, the handwriting is solid and consistent. Very clean and readable presentation.

If you have kids it becomes really obvious when a drawing is “childlike” vs “from a child”

[–] mirshafie@europe.pub 3 points 3 hours ago

The biggest tell for me is the gradient on the smoke cloud. Kids tend to hyperfocus on small sections at a time and oversaturate when coloring.

[–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 7 points 7 hours ago

Ah. That explains it, then. I don’t have kids.

[–] Trex202@lemmy.world 6 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (1 children)

It's too on the nose, looks deliberate and forced.

But its not AI, so its perfect

[–] Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it 3 points 5 hours ago

The hands too, too neat

[–] Themosthighstrange@lemmy.world 20 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

Little shit inadvertly gets taken by the state for narcing on his mom

[–] knife@lemmy.world 5 points 5 hours ago

it seems like that's the whole point of having the kid do this exercise

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 8 points 7 hours ago
[–] jade52@lemmy.ca 7 points 8 hours ago (1 children)
[–] toynbee@piefed.social 5 points 8 hours ago

Still pretty sure you're my brother.

[–] flamingsjack@lemmy.ml 2 points 6 hours ago

Is her mother somehow Yaniko Sato?

[–] bennypr0fane@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 8 hours ago

Punctuation is important, dear teacher.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 2 points 7 hours ago