I'm commander Shepherd, and this is my favorite timeline in the Citadel
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Democracy has arrived!
Last game I played was Magic The Gathering, am I still myself?
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Tap for spoiler
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A CT or terrorist from Counter Strike Source? That does not seem ideal...
MT Foxtrox/Empty Fuck/John Cruelty (depends on who you ask)
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Hotline Miami 🐔
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The last thing I played was... Oh no...
Feel free to repost this every single day, just like they do at reddit dot com
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I was playing jackbox games with friends.
So....I'm Cookie the announcer now?
Cyberpunk 2077. V is sooooo fucked holy shit.
You get to hang out with Keanu tho...
That's pretty cool I guess but he did try to kill V and is still taking over their brain lol
Also I'd get to be a woman (female V is superior) and that was genuinely euphoric to me so my egg may be cracking
Sad about the death part, but hey, tits. Pretty cool. I can get down with that.
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On the other side I can pay the mortgage in just one month reselling stuff, sometimes at 200% of the base price.
Capitalism, Ho!
A smutty harem game, "Fresh Women". Please tell me this isn't just a hypothetical....
Not gonna be a great day
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Fuck yeah, Armored Core 6! Giant robots, everybody!!
Fuckedtorio
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Plot twist, you're Gustave
Returnal... not promising
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I get to be a caricature of myself with a ton of pals to conquer my enemies with and a kick ass floating base in the ocean!!!
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spoiler
I will be locked into an impasse which will cause her to resurrect, as well as myself (a stipulation of my resurrection is that it would cease upon completing my task of killing the Goddess).
Considering it's pretty easy to make the main character insanely overpowered, I'll be in a pretty comfortable position. My biggest issue will be that it was the Japanese version, and I don't know Japanese. 🤔
MISTER CHEF
The operator in Nucleares. I think I will be okay for a few months... But the clock is not on my side, especially if it runs my difficulty settings.
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Namalsk on DayZ. Shit sucks.
Tiny Glade. No "characters" as such aside from the ducks and sheep but my latest creation is pretty idyllic.
Before that, it was Forza Horizon 5 which... yeah I'd happily live in that word too.
Superhot.
I guess I'm made of red glass polygons. But time stops if I stop moving.
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Stardew Valley for me. Need a vacay anyway <3
But wouldn't you miss depth in life? /j
Joke explanation
Because it is 2D.
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...Wreckfest?
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