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[–] jaschop@awful.systems 73 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I grip your shirt (choose keyboard layout) and start lifting it over your head (selecting partition scheme), but you pull back, suddenly unsure...

"B-but this isn't one of those cringe distros, is it?"

[–] forbiddencherry@lemmy.today 42 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)
[–] urushitan@kakera.kintsugi.moe 23 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] 4am@lemmy.zip 20 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Was that link loading slow because it was installing a crypto miner, or because it was running off an old thinkpad in the back of someone’s apartment?

Why not both?

[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 4 points 3 weeks ago

I am cringe and I am proud!

[–] Kangae_Hishiryo@scribe.disroot.org 14 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I have readed "I grep your shirt".

Linux has me really cooked, and I love it.

[–] jaschop@awful.systems 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Hang on while I look up the sed command to edit your shirt off...

[–] zitrone@europe.pub 6 points 3 weeks ago
sed 's/shirt//g'
[–] tomatoely@sh.itjust.works 35 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

Your tongue isn't a usb stick and my mouth isn't a usb port, dummy!!

[–] QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 37 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

*USB connect sound* *USB disconnect sound* *USB connect sound* *USB disconnect sound* *USB connect sound* *USB disconnect sound*

[–] birdwing@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 3 weeks ago

relevant (slightly or wildly nsfw)

[–] degen@midwest.social 2 points 3 weeks ago

Fake, you never even flipped it around

[–] helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world 13 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

“ahh you put it in upside down.”

flips

“eww it’s still upside down”

flips to original postiton

“ooo keep going deeper. Fill me with your data!”

[–] cloudskater@piefed.blahaj.zone 4 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

I'm imagining a whole fucking person just flipping on their head to continue giving the other head and then flipping back only for the other person to go "yeah, just like that"

[–] N0tTr0xy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] vic_rattlehead@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago

Maybe her pooter

Is a computer

[–] socsa@piefed.social 7 points 3 weeks ago

My butt, on the other hand

[–] socsa@piefed.social 20 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Sudo systemctl disable clothing

[–] Untamed_Star@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 3 weeks ago

You fool, I use runit.

[–] jaschop@awful.systems 6 points 3 weeks ago

you forgot --now

[–] zitrone@europe.pub 4 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

*nothing happens*

oh you silly *quickly types*

$ sudo systemctl enable clothing

you don't want to stop clothing system wide, just for us two, luckily systemcuddle disable without the dash dash now flag doesn't immediately stop the systemd unit, so this didn't have any harmful effect. Instead lets just stop the user wide systemd units. *types*

$ systemctl --user stop clothing

*my clothes disappear*

and now for you *types*

$ sudo systemctl --machine socsa@ stop clothing

*your clothes disappear*

uwu

[–] socsa@piefed.social 1 points 3 weeks ago
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[–] Shirow@lemmy.zip 16 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I already have linux :3

But let's distro hop together 👉👈

[–] Zink@programming.dev 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Oooh excuse me, b- but did your apt just brush up against my pacman?

[–] Toga77@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

Sorry that was my dnf 😳

[–] Redditmodstouchgrass@lemmy.zip 12 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

...

Maybe I should try this Linux thing.

[–] Funkt4st1c@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I came out to my wife 5 days ago and started taking hormones yesterday. The pipeline is real (and beautiful)

[–] birdwing@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Congrats! How'd the coming out go?

[–] Funkt4st1c@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

Very well. Shes actually much happier with my new personality. I think she always saw it, but I was too busy hiding it to be passionate or emotional at all. We're actually communicating and growing together.

Im still working on coming out to our friends and eventually my family

[–] birdwing@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 3 weeks ago

as for distros i can rec tumbleweed

[–] Kangae_Hishiryo@scribe.disroot.org 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I ACTUALLY DID THIS TO MY BF (best friend, not boyfriend... I think... Maybe... Oh no I'm getting turned on...) AND TO MY COUSIN LMAO.

[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

You made out with your cousin while installing Linux on their PC? Well, good for you I guess.

I just noticed that this really sounds bad 😭💀

[–] Sabata11792@ani.social 9 points 3 weeks ago

I had to install it my self again. Just like every night.

[–] morto@piefed.social 7 points 3 weeks ago

Got a computer with blank storage here for ya ˶˃ ᵕ ˂˶

[–] Aralakh@lemmy.ca 7 points 3 weeks ago

Watching the installation process like ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 6 points 3 weeks ago

Make sure you don't install a virus!

[–] UxyIVrljPeRl@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

Can i watch?

[–] Cris_Citrus@piefed.zip 5 points 3 weeks ago

Installs linux on your computer tenderly and gayly

[–] SnerkRabbledauber@lemmy.today 2 points 3 weeks ago

Could also be "Paris in the the spring" rule.

[–] erinmeow@piefed.blahaj.zone 2 points 3 weeks ago

awawawawwawaa neeeed