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[–] jaschen306@sh.itjust.works 4 points 52 minutes ago

Pppffffssshhhh.... 5k?!?that is hobby level money. I'm over 15k into just my lenses and I do this as a hobby and shoot friends and family for free.

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 2 points 27 minutes ago

If people just want the uber price for pictures, hire the uber to pick you up and ask him to take a picture of you with your cellphone. Then you'll have a $12 picture that you can do whatever you want with.

[–] brucethemoose@lemmy.world 5 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Looks like a Canon?

Canon RF lenses are outrageously priced, even amongst other outrageous ILC brands, because they lock out third parties. So yeah, this lady got ripped off.

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 2 points 22 minutes ago

Ehh, They're more expensive, but most of them come with IS.

I'd still rather shoot Nikon.

[–] JimVanDeventer@lemmy.world -2 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

Lemmy: don’t use AI; pay artists!
Also Lemmy: this uppity bitch should work for exposure.

[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 minute ago

I don't see what's wrong with $100-300 I know about five 30 year old women with $5,000 cameras that would jump at the gig as long as it wasn't a full wedding commitment.

[–] JigglySackles@lemmy.world 6 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

I think it's more about the gatekeeping.

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 2 points 15 minutes ago

Uber: know how to drive, own a car, insurance, use a cell phone to tell you where to make $12, drive from A-B-C-A, and pay 9 of it back to car maintenance over time.

Photographer: Own camera, insurance, lights, lenses, backdrops, computer, software licenses, photodelivery platform costs, know how to use them. Pack up gear into car, drive to shoot, lug all the gear, setup, shoot, position, pose, pack up all the gear, drive back, stow all the gear, transfer images to computer, Lightroom, cull, Photoshop, color/image/wrinkles/clothing fixes, blinks, smirks, stray hairs, put it into a gallery,

The Uber driver spent 30 minutes

The photographer spent 6-8 hours.

If the photographer is gatekeeping you, hire the Uber driver to take your picture for $12.

[–] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 8 hours ago

Only 5k? Sound like a hobby, because most professional photographers have a body that is already 5k by itself, plus several lenses ranging between 2 and 20k. I mean, I'm a hobby photographer and my gear already exceeds at least 8k. So stop bitching Karen.

[–] jumping_redditor@sh.itjust.works 22 points 11 hours ago (4 children)

the prices they charge and the inability to give me the damn RAWs is why I just got a camera instead.

[–] spudsrus@aussie.zone 2 points 31 minutes ago

Our wedding photographer gave us both RAWs and processed JPEGs

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[–] jaschen306@sh.itjust.works 1 points 49 minutes ago

Ohhhh this pisses me off soooooo much. I decided to do family photos and specifically asked for the raws before I went into the shoot. They still gave me a hard time after the shoot to get the raws. They gave me a stripped down .dng without any camera settings. Ohhhh that pisses me off so much.

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 6 points 8 hours ago

For the price of one shoot, you can buy someone's lightly used $5,000 kit on ebay. I've had a Canon I bought a decade ago that's still works great. Maybe got it for $250 or so IIRC.

[–] FellowEnt@sh.itjust.works 3 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

I found a guy willing to chuck me RAWs for a lower price, still felt a bit ripped off. He shot 90% of the day on a walkabout zoom and the photos were nothing special.

[–] chewypoops@lemmy.world 7 points 2 hours ago

The audacity to ask for the raw, unprocessed photos for a lower price, and then complain that they look boring.

You wanted the raws. Process them yourself.

[–] MrSulu@lemmy.ml 5 points 10 hours ago

Uber effectively corner a market and have drivers working for very little.

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 19 points 14 hours ago

Yeah and that Uber driver can't afford rent. Photographers often have less business in the winter, too, and they have a ton of extra equipment to lug around. I know a wedding photographer and it's a lot of work day of and post work to make sure it's all nice.

[–] OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 29 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

My education cost 200,000. You think I made all that back in one paycheck? Cry me a river, Natalie.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 points 9 hours ago

shes probably rich or well off, of course she afford to this.

[–] snowdriftissue@lemmy.world 38 points 20 hours ago (14 children)

tbf I doubt many Uber drivers actually profit, especially the ones driving $40k cars

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[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 22 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

When I used to film pornography I got sloppy seconds.

It was the definition of win/win.

[–] Paddzr@lemmy.world 2 points 9 hours ago

Ah, so that's why you're known as the cum farter, you were the sloppy seconds.

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[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 255 points 1 day ago (19 children)

Nobody cares what your camera costs, Nat. You can still take shitty pictures with a $5000 camera. Charge what you think your service is worth and work for clients who pay it.

[–] merc@sh.itjust.works 2 points 11 hours ago

Wedding photographer is an interesting job. With a lot of jobs, people buy the minimum viable equipment they need to get the job done.

But, people who get into wedding photography seem to generally be people who are really into photography. Rather than a $5000 camera being the requirement for the job. The $5000 camera is a present you can justify getting yourself if the wedding photography game is going well.

It's not a tool that goes into the case and stays there until the next wedding. It's something to be used for the kinds of pictures that don't pay the bills but that you love taking: nature shots, architecture, abstract art, gritty realism, etc.

[–] exasperation@lemmy.dbzer0.com 46 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Exactly.

There is real skill involved in photography, and it takes real time even after being skilled. A 1-hour shoot in a new location still requires probably an hour of planning, maybe an hour or two of logistics, and maybe 2-3 hours of work after the fact to get the photos processed and distributed. And it's basically the opportunity cost that will eat up the entire day, because you can't double book the same sunset or other lighting conditions or whatever. There's seasonality, too, if you want specific seasonal conditions in the shot, if you want to book the Saturday that other clients want, etc.

That's before expenses like insurance, the amortized cost of the software and hardware (including the cameras and lenses and computer), web services for distribution of the files, etc.

It's fair to charge a full day's fair pay for a job like that, and that might mean wanting to charge something like $1000 for an experienced photographer, maybe $500 of which actually represents "profit" for the sole proprietor. But that only happens at that price if there are clients willing to pay that price.

For bigger jobs like parties or weddings, it gets a bit more involved, which is why a 2- or 3-shooter wedding job can cost several thousand, or even above $10k.

But for easy jobs like anything in a high volume studio where the lighting is already known, and there aren't any logistics involved, it should be much cheaper. It just all depends.

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[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 80 points 23 hours ago (18 children)

Advertising yourself as:

  1. Bad at internal budgeting

  2. Full of yourself

... is a bold marketing strategy during an economic depression, for a freelance/contract worker.

Best of luck Nat.

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[–] FluidBeef@quokk.au 8 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Is the weight of the $5000 camera how she got the permanent kink in her neck?

[–] fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk 5 points 15 hours ago

Partially, but it's the £5000 camera in combination with the additional kit a £5000 camera owner carries around with them, like putting a tripod bag and a spare lenses bag on the same shoulder.

[–] InFerNo@lemmy.ml 36 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

She wants her investment repaid in 2 or 3 gigs?

[–] darntootin@lemmy.world 22 points 21 hours ago (3 children)

Taxes, assistant fee, mileage, you own more than one lens and one cam body…no lol not even close. We haven’t even talked about post processing, delivery, rights, etc.

[–] Cosmonauticus@lemmy.world 27 points 21 hours ago (4 children)

She should've mentioned that instead of just listing a single piece of equipment

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