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Shirts That Go Hard

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Share shirts that go hard.

Example A, B, C1 C2


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[–] UnCollaredCarrot@piefed.zip 92 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Aah, another fish fucker (we wish, right?).

[–] AVincentInSpace@pawb.social 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Have you SEEN Prince Sidon? I mean, god DAMN.

John Oliver voice: Now that is a fish that we all want to fuck.

[–] AVincentInSpace@pawb.social 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Pardon me, do you know where I can buy this hat?

[–] UnCollaredCarrot@piefed.zip 2 points 2 weeks ago

maybe

here?

or

here?.

but i don't think these are the original (if there is one).

[–] celeste@kbin.earth 46 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I think there were a lot of jokes about the common "women want me, fish fear me" hats, that turned into parody versions thay are now expanding outward in ways that increasingly diverge from the original.

That's just a guess, though. Or, just me making up a reason.

[–] aldhissla@piefed.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

the classics are classic for a reason

A baseball cap with the caption "I want fish; I fear women; 🐟"

A trucker hat with the caption "Women fear me; fish fear me; men turn their eyes away from me as I walk; no beast dare make a sound in my presence; I am alone on this barren Earth; 🐟"

[–] SlurpingPus@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

The last hat is for this guy:

[–] Asetru@feddit.org 36 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)
[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 33 points 2 weeks ago

Found The Deeps Lemmy user.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 17 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] joyjoy@piefed.social 10 points 2 weeks ago

That position has already been filled by Kanye West.

[–] Zugyuk@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

I came here for this

[–] decolo@piefed.social 32 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] Rubanski@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 2 weeks ago

That looks like a perfect carpet for my carp pet

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[–] SailorFuzz@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

They/them want me, fish fear me.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The only fish pronouns I recognize are grilled/yummy.

All my homies like beer battered

[–] ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

What about a human who likes fish sticks

[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 2 weeks ago

Believe it or not, gay fish.

Do you like fish sticks?

[–] Gonzako@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago
[–] Resonosity@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 2 weeks ago

As a vegan, cringe

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Good thing he's spearfishing.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago
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[–] ElcaineVolta@kbin.melroy.org 10 points 2 weeks ago (18 children)

recreational animal torture is fucking weird.

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 weeks ago

You're right, but come on, nobody here is worried about weird.

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[–] okamiueru@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

That's an unsettling message. Please stick to a more limited number of type faces.

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)
[–] Steve 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I have a nit to pick

It uses the contraction you're first, then goes all you are for the fish.
Feels wrong

It signals a change in tone. I'll allow it.

[–] Klear@piefed.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

But... I am a fish! Fuck paraphyletic groups :/

[–] decolo@piefed.social 2 points 2 weeks ago

Diogenes be like:

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[–] solidheron@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago

No one tell them that people are fiah

[–] gandalf_der_13te@feddit.org 2 points 1 week ago

as a fish myself, this offends me

[–] IEatDaFeesh@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

This pleases me.

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