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[–] nightlily@leminal.space 6 points 8 hours ago

Tenant rights in Germany are amazing (comparatively) and there is still renter associations (Mieterverein) because landlords are scum sucking parasites who will knowingly do illegal things to tenants.

[–] orioler25@lemmy.world 2 points 8 hours ago

Straight up, hiding issues with a rental property should be punishable by barring the landlord from owning any property. Y'know, so long as we're not abolishing property ownership, seems fair.

[–] swooper@lemmy.world 12 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

Renter’s rights in Australia is way behind, it needs to get up to speed soon because no one can afford houses.

I’ll never again put up with rental agents walking through my home every quarter taking photos

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 3 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

I thought the problem was avocado toast.

[–] swooper@lemmy.world 1 points 8 hours ago

Given up saving up for a house, now saving up for a avo toast mayyttee

[–] freddo@lemmy.zip 3 points 10 hours ago

Likewise in Greece.

That mold is load-bearing.

[–] Gormadt@slrpnk.net 22 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Same in my neck of the woods.

My sister's apartment has a patch in the ceiling that's literally cardboard boxes from the local hardware store. And literally holes that were cut in the walls for repairs of wires and pipes that were never covered after they were done. And best of all: her bathroom has never had a door on it. The previous tenant (allegedly) tore it off and the landlord has been saying that they'll replace it at the first of the month for 3 years now.

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 9 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

I looked at one apartment years ago where a dog (hopefully it was a dog) had eaten a one-square-foot chunk out of the corner of the bedroom door. The previous tenants had repaired it by nailing a pizza box over the missing corner. The pizza box still had cheese on it. Somehow this seemed worse to me than the two big mounds of dog shit in the kitchen.

The landlord was a wheelchair-bound woman who hadn't been upstairs to look at the apartment since the previous tenants had left. When I told her what was up there, she said if I took the place she would knock off $200 ... from the security deposit.

[–] FudgyMcTubbs@lemmy.world 3 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

...did you sign the lease?

Heck no ... there was no place in the kitchen for me to shit.

[–] Jiggle_Physics@quokk.au 57 points 1 day ago (1 children)

They bothered to paint over the mold?

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 4 points 9 hours ago

with structural paint.

[–] kn33@lemmy.world 33 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Nah, it's white or beige or some shit

[–] nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de 16 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

It’s gloss white on the wood and flat white on the walls, but it comes out cream colored from all the layers of cigarette smoke it’s covering.

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 7 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

I bought a house that had been occupied by smokers. One day I painted one of the bedrooms and everything seemed fine and I went home. When I came back the next morning, the top two feet of paint on the walls had flowed down off the walls and onto the floor. Not something I've ever seen happen before. Fortunately I was able to scrub the top with mineral spirits and get the next coat of paint to stick.

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 2 points 8 hours ago

Imagine the crap in their lungs.

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 4 points 22 hours ago

some shit

I think I prefer the mold instead...

[–] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Come on, you gotta at least use some primer first. Kilz that shit so you seal in all the mold. Then it's forced to become structural, and in a few years you can use your well trained mold to grow extensions to your units!

[–] anarchrist@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 23 hours ago

Pretty sure that's how they made the backrooms.

[–] AviAdi@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Australia must be a miserable place to live in 🤮🤮🤮

[–] Syndication@lemmy.today 50 points 1 day ago (11 children)

Yeah that would never happen in USA!

[–] rabber@lemmy.ca 17 points 1 day ago (4 children)

No as a canadian my impression of australia is that it's just canada with the same problems but worse

Have many close friends there and it's been tough in recent years

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 4 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

They chronically elect right wing wankers. Not like the old days...

"Oi! Bruce!"

[–] teslekova@lemmy.ml 1 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Albo is a centrist wanker, thanks very much. Very much like a Democrat before Reagan.

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 2 points 8 hours ago

Centrists are just right wingers with PR.

[–] socsa@piefed.social 1 points 9 hours ago

Canada, but all the wildlife can kill you.

[–] im_fine_sandy@nord.pub 15 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I think most western countries could say that about each other.

Yes, there are shitty landlords in Australia. However, I've never encountered mould or a landlord that wouldn't make appropriate repairs.

I'm sure there are shitty landlords in Canada, and every other country.

[–] Routhinator@startrek.website 1 points 8 hours ago

I've had to move a lot over the years. Lived in large and small cities in 4 provinces.

I can say with great certainty that this rental scenario (depicted in OP) is very common in any conservative managed or low income areas. Tends to not be common in nicer neighbourhoods.

[–] teslekova@lemmy.ml 1 points 9 hours ago

Friend of mine once lived in a rental house that had black mold with his wife and kid. The landlord had done precisely jack shit for those three years. They kept getting lung conditions and stuff, and my friend tried to clean it himself, but it always came back.

Then one day his wife had a series of strokes during a particularly intense bout of the chronic lung shit they all got when the weather was wet.

She's blind now. Suffered brain damage. Different personality, loss of cognitive ability, an irate shell of her former self. This woman who once had a 200 grand job in the Commonwealth public service. The marriage did not survive.

My friend is now looking after his kid mostly as a single dad in a smaller but mold-free apartment in a cheaper suburb.

The Canberra rental market is insane, and that landlord deserves arson.

[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

It's definitely the opposite.

When Australians say times are tough, it's true, but they're usually unaware of how much tougher it is for everyone else.

There is a reason for the increasing uptick of North Americans moving to Australia and not looking back.

Friendly Jordies recently "reviewed" some Canadian cities and basically summed it up well. He couldn't believe how much damage the political choices had done to the nation in the past 15 years.

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