That sand is gonna be painful.
this post was submitted on 05 Sep 2026
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People romanticize sex on the beach … until they actually try it. You can make it work but fuck me why bother?
If you never fuck in the sand, you'll never get vagina pearls.
I feel like that's a relevant Eleanor Shellstrop (character from "The Good Place") quote here, but I couldn't find it in my Internet searching.
Not all beaches are sandy
The photo has taken Jana from behind.
no, op just flipped the image horizontally
No, cause this is sunset, which happens when the sun sets in the west.
West is left, which means this picture was not flipped, just taken from an unintended angle.
Everyone knows that West is left. And 4 Wests makes a North
West is left
Only when you are facing north. If you are facing south, it is to your right.
I'm assuming your post was missing a "/s", intentionally or not. But, replying as if your post was not sarcastic.
You may not like it but this is what peak romance looks like.
It's what makes a Subaru a Subaru
What's so funny about
⸮uⱜᧈduƧ ¿nɹɐqnS ⸮ꓴЯꓮꓭꓴƧ ¿ꓵꓤꓯꓭꓵꓢ
Edit: even with the ✦ in the logo, "URABUS" is no more funny than Uranus the planet, and that's overdone
You're a bus
All this time I thought I was a freak, but I've never in my whole life done ANAJ.
Here, have this:
❤️ AИA𐐢
SURPRISE BUTTSECKS!
I have a vague memory of that phrase being spelled exactly like that, but I have no idea what the original source is. I think I remember it from a clan name in GunZ online (and a private server at that) from back when that was a thing.
"Will you do me?"