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Man stabs friend to death for eating more chicken pieces at a party in India (www.gulftoday.ae)

submitted 6 days ago by time2lose@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 54 points 6 days ago (1 children)

[–] JadenSmith@sh.itjust.works 40 points 6 days ago

I hate this stereotype. I'm literally drinking a cup of tea.. bloody hell.

[–] the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world 39 points 6 days ago (1 children)

"Friends" dont stab each other to death.

[–] Davel23@fedia.io 29 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Yeah? Well I say friends don't eat too much chicken at a party!

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 5 days ago

Well, would you look at mr "I can afford all the chicken in the word in this economy" over here, looking for some stabby action

[–] BromSwolligans@lemmy.world 25 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Something tells me there was more going on here than chicken pieces

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 14 points 5 days ago (1 children)

The whole thing was a big naan issue.

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 5 days ago

That's not a very rice pun

[–] Viceversa@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago

Also gulab jamun?

[–] AmidFuror@fedia.io 12 points 6 days ago

The moral of the story is: eat your fair share of chicken.

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

[–] DioramaOfShit@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)

But whose chicken pieces were spicier?

[–] kudra@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 days ago

this was the comment I came here for

[–] eurodyne@piefed.world 6 points 6 days ago

Fucking finally

[–] Murse@slrpnk.net 4 points 5 days ago

Was it tandoori chicken? Cuz if someone ate into my share of tandoori chicken... like, I don't condone it, but... I get it.

[–] kikutwo@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

How can he stab!

[–] deegeese@sopuli.xyz 3 points 6 days ago

[–] Texas_Hangover@lemmy.radio 2 points 5 days ago

That'll show the fucker.

[–] cannedtuna@lemmy.world -2 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Honestly, deserved. /s

It doesn’t say if the other guy survived or not, but since a murder case was opened, I’m gonna say probably not, tho it could just be attempted murder.

[–] PoastRotato@lemmy.world 34 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Man stabs friend to death

[–] grranibal@lemmy.zip 32 points 6 days ago

Hmmmm… ig it’s going to stay a mystery /s

[–] cannedtuna@lemmy.world 11 points 6 days ago

Reading comprehension sometimes man.

[–] aramis87@fedia.io 12 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Not just the title, but also

Despite receiving medical treatment, Seetharam succumbed to his injuries.

[–] cannedtuna@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago

Oh damn.

[–] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 8 points 5 days ago (1 children)

"Man stabbed to death, survived the ordeal" would be a wacky title

[–] cannedtuna@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

Yeah see I kept looking over the article for his fate, but completely missed it in the title