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[–] babyfarmer@lemmy.world 58 points 7 months ago (2 children)

How long were they broadcasting without a tower?

How were they not already aware that there was dead air? Was anyone out there even listening in the first place?

[–] MNByChoice@midwest.social 34 points 7 months ago (1 children)

A shocking number of radio stations do not listen to their own broadcasting.

Source: A radio listener that has looked for the radio station's phone number, while wishing an employee was listening and could just shout at the DJ about their open mic, dead air, and other obvious mistakes.

[–] Igloojoe@lemm.ee 26 points 7 months ago

Its all commercials now anyways. Of course no one is listening.

[–] troyunrau@lemmy.ca 14 points 7 months ago

Screaming into the void.

[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 50 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)
[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 39 points 7 months ago

Pirate radio is becoming more serious.

[–] Wild_Mastic@lemmy.world 28 points 7 months ago (3 children)

How do you even steal a frikin 200ft radio tower?

[–] Draedron@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 7 months ago

1ft at a time

[–] Igloojoe@lemm.ee 12 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Crackheads. -- "look at all that copper!!"

[–] limelight79@lemm.ee 8 points 7 months ago (2 children)

And what do you do with it? I doubt scrapyards are going to take it after this news...

[–] ryathal@sh.itjust.works 16 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I doubt scrap yards that pay crackheads really care about stolen scrap.

[–] Iamdanno@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Why wouldn't they? It wouldn't be recognizable once they chopped it up, which probably would take them 10 minutes or so.

[–] Speculater@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

The average scrap yard is run by the most amoral among us. There's a reason catalytic converters are stolen. Someone would scrap that tower.

[–] Bennettiquette@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago
[–] Vengefu1Tuna@lemm.ee 27 points 7 months ago

You wouldn't steal a 200-foot tall radio tower

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 16 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I'm both appalled and surprised that I understood this reference instantly.

[–] stoly@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

You see, Video killed the radio star.

[–] stoly@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago

Unironically, the first music video that MTV showed.

[–] match@pawb.social 11 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Let's go steal the airwaves.

[–] incogtino@lemmy.zip 11 points 7 months ago (2 children)
[–] tomcatt360@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

Steal the ruckus!

[–] Karmanj@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

I read this comment as I was swiping away and had to come back to upcote you.

[–] Chiarottide@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago

That's some Money Heist shit

[–] harry_balzac@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

When we heard about this at lunch, my coworkers and I double-checked eBay and Craigslist to see if it was up for sale. We wanted it (and the transmitter which was also stolen) to set up our own pirate station.

It was not listed, sadly.

[–] stoly@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

My guess: people stole the metal to sell to scrappers.