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I'd say my pair is pretty unremarkable 😭

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[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 4 points 36 minutes ago (1 children)
[–] Miisha@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 11 minutes ago

Oh obviously. Silly me 🤦‍♀️

[–] Canux@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Don’t feel bad. I got the same diagnosis after a brain scan…

[–] Miisha@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Jesus, that turned serious real quick...
I'm happy for you, is what I wanted to say 🙏
Jeez...

[–] Miisha@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 58 minutes ago

I can only hope that mine turns out the same. Actually, I hope I don't need one at all, but that's wishful thinking...my prolactin is high, it could be a prolactinoma.
Cypro is a piece of shit, honestly 😆

[–] TomMasz@piefed.social 4 points 1 hour ago

Beats "unfortunate", so there's that.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 11 points 3 hours ago

Middle breast: Quite remarkable

[–] Apytele@sh.itjust.works 6 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Oh you've never been hit with "well nourished."

[–] Miisha@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 5 hours ago

No, I haven't 😂
I wouldn't say I am...

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 7 hours ago

Next time, bedazzle them first.

[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 17 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Any remarks a doctor might make about your breasts probably aren't good, though.

[–] Miisha@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 7 hours ago (4 children)

Really? I think I'd appreciate a "Nice tits, ma'am" every once in a while 😭

[–] zaphod@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

That's not covered by your health insurance, gotta pay that yourself.

[–] Miisha@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 hour ago

You don't know anything about my health insurance 😂

I'm actually extremely privileged to have such good health insurance. I get all of my medications for dirt cheap. Not everyone is that lucky, not to mention, not everyone even gets the proper meds they need in the first place...
I kinda suck 😔

[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

It would be good to get an FDA tit rate rubric

[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 8 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

That sounds like an opening for a sexual harassment case, though. You can't say shit like that to your patients in a professional setting, no matter how nice your tits may be.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago

I have had a doctor complement my vagina before. Mind you she's the one who made it, so it was kinda bragging about her skill. So yeah, I imagine mammoplastic surgeons can get away with complementing their patients' tits

[–] Miisha@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 6 hours ago

Yeah...but just imagine your doctor complimenting your tits 👀
That would be like a next-level ego boost for me, no matter how creepy it is...

[–] Axolotl_cpp@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

I'd laugh very hard if my doctor would say it out of the blue during inspection

[–] Miisha@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 6 hours ago

Lol. Yeah...
But at least I'd feel like my body is nice enough for my literal doctor to mention it 😂

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 53 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

Unremarkable for the US. It's specifies US breasts.

I want to know how they compare with European breasts.

[–] Miisha@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Hmmm, I have literal tons of pics of "European breasts" on my profile...not to mention my gallery 😂

I guess...I guess yeah, they are European breasts, aren't they? Connected to a European me 😆

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 8 points 5 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Miisha@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

I wish I was eurasian. I feel I'd be a lot prettier 😭
Also yes, funny birb name :3

[–] DaPorkchop_@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

..."eurasian" would be anyone from eurasia, which includes both europe and asia...

[–] Miisha@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Oh...
I really didn't think this one through, did I? 😆

[–] DaPorkchop_@lemmy.ml 2 points 59 minutes ago (1 children)

hah! you have been fooled into calling yourself pretty :3

[–] Miisha@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 58 minutes ago

Alright, enough internet for today 😭 /s

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 8 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

Unremarkable for US. It's specifies US breasts.

I want to know how they compare with YOUR breasts.

(United Boobage Healthcare)

[–] brem@lemmy.world 65 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

...I mean...

...at least they match?

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 43 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

You need to balance your breasts, otherwise you end up walking in circles.

[–] ByteJunk@lemmy.world 6 points 11 hours ago

Is this when they spin the breast very fast and then glue on some counterweights?

[–] brem@lemmy.world 4 points 15 hours ago

Nice one! (Get it?)

But for real🖖

[–] bertlewirth@lemmy.world 26 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Probably because they weren’t soapie

[–] Miisha@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 6 hours ago (3 children)

I swear I'm gonna do it...I'm gonna literally post my soapy tits
...even tho that'd be an insult to myself, it'd literally just be soap on a flat chest 🥲
Heeelp I'm so flaaat 😭😭😭

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago) (1 children)

You're still a bit early into hrt, right? My advice is to make sure your E levels are good (look up what cis levels are, some doctors underdose), make sure your E administration route is good (oral is worst, patches, implant, gel, or injection are best, sublingual should be equivalent to the better options, but is less reliable, I recommend injections), make sure you eat enough (boobs are mostly fat and growing them takes a fair amount of calories), and take progesterone rectally

And yeah that's what I did. There are other tricks and tips that I've seen people talk about, including supplements, but that's all less evidence based that what I said. I wish there was a magical cup size pill or something, but until they develop something of the sort, it's all gonna be ymmv and stuff like this. Oh also it'll take time.

And yeah, don't let insecurity keep you from what you want to do

[–] Miisha@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

I'm getting to 8 months, which seems not as early anymore...
My levels are good, if a bit high (around 400pg/ml trough), I'm on injections, I boof my prog...I'll admit I do NOT eat enough tho...
It's just a bit strange. I don't have flatness genes and every single trans woman I meet seems to be growing boobs bigger and faster than I am. I'm at a healthy weight, but it could totally be the lack of calories...

Thanks. I'll keep trying. Not ready to give up hope just yet ❤️

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 1 points 42 minutes ago* (last edited 36 minutes ago)

8 months is earlyish. You should have some growth by now, but it could be pretty small. They often grow a lot between 6-24 months. They'll continue with mild growth throughout adulthood. Also some people experience puberty faster or slower than others.

I'll admit, recent transitioners these days seem to be getting way more tit than was normal back in my day. I was downright stacked for a trans woman 9 years ago, but I'm still nowhere near some of my family (but also bustier than some).

So yeah, make a point to eat when you're hungry, and if you notice you're really hungry lately compared to usual that's a sign to eat your fill because your chest is going to be sore soon.

And yeah, unfortunately it's like gardening, you can't force them to grow, but you can give them every opportunity to grow as much as they will. After about 2 or so years of hormones if you're still unsatisfied you can look into if surgical options are right for you (I personally lean away from them and recommend reevaluating your relationship with your body and trying to love it as it is over a boob job, but I still consider one every once in a while)

[–] Butiki@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 hours ago

Small boobs are so severely underrated, please don't be so hard on yourself girl 🙏 Tits really are tits 🥵

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 5 hours ago

You're underestimating the straight man's love of boobs. All sizes are wonderful.

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 36 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

But did you pass that exam or did you fail?

[–] Miisha@lemmy.blahaj.zone 41 points 18 hours ago (3 children)
[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago

Shoulda studied harder

[–] frank@sopuli.xyz 11 points 11 hours ago (1 children)
[–] wieson@feddit.org 8 points 11 hours ago (2 children)
[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 hours ago

This is the internet. You are allowed to say "hill"

[–] Sternout@feddit.org 3 points 10 hours ago (1 children)
[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 hours ago

New response just dropped

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 11 points 18 hours ago

Better luck next time!

[–] IntroSkeptic@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 17 hours ago