I remember my math teacher leaving a remark under my test that read "Your chaotic and unorganized way of working is not to your benefit."
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Jokes on them, my god has no mercy.
Man, Adam Sandler was on such a heater in the 90's. This is easily my favorite line from any of his movies though.
Having both been that student and eventually that teacher*, I can say they are entirely correct in saying that. Now I am much more organized and it really does help. I do have to put more thought and effort in before starting to keep myself organized, but it makes a world of difference. I don't know what, if anything, someone could've told me at the time to get me organized, but looking back it would've done me much more good to get in the habit younger.
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I'm well aware but it's not a choice that i make and you would find it is documented in my IEP plan, had you read it.
I feel like there is a much more helpful and kind way of making that point
Oh yeah? Then why am I lurching through life to survive through sheer force of will!?
one of the few perks a teacher has:
messing with kidsβ minds
and this one is good for βem
They used to get physical abuse too but now they just have to settle for light emotional
As a treat
No dark sarcasms in the classroom
Lol, once had a teacher look over my shoulder at my exam and sit down and try to help me. Then the following lecture have him declare to the class that he was frustrated that "one student" couldn't even yada yada.
"but teacher, why are you referring to yourself as a student?"
MAYBE the teacher had been getting more and more unsure of themself as they walked around realizing everyone else was doing it wrong, until they got to you who had read it correctly and gotten the right answer, using the correct method. So they now knew their exam was written fine but the others had made wrong assumptions instead of reading carefully.
I did say maybe.
maybe
You're gonna be the one that saves me
and afterrr aaaalllll
I just did this last week during an Exam. We do want to help the student out sometimes, but it will be against the rules.
Still better than holding up my math quiz (after being the first to hand it in) and dead-ass asking "What is this?" in front of the whole class.
Had a teacher go through the tests, held up one of a class mate and announced βthis is the worst I've ever seenβ. A few pages later she holds up mine with βoh, this is even worseβ. π
Taking one for your mate. Without even a cape.
π€£
The twist was that you were doing it right. But now your confidence is shattered.
I remember in second grade one of those handouts that you were supposed to follow the instructions of, with the first instruction being "read all instructions carefully before you do anything" followed by 18 increasingly ridiculous activities, and the last one being "ignore 2-18, turn this paper over, and sit quietly."
I was one of three kids that actually read the first instruction and followed it all the way down to the bottom. Everybody else looked like idiots LOL.
Apparently it's been widely used everywhere.
I was so proud for a short time that I was the first and these noobs are still so behind that they are just giggling at it because they still don't know.
The last task hit hard.
That happened to me once but the teacher didn't say it out loud just hinted that I was wrong then I corrected it and she took my paper and said I passed lol
I have to remember that one for exam season to mess with students.
Or when they see a student changing an answer and tells the class to go with their first instinct.
I had a teacher who used to hand out test results starting from the lowest grade and before handing them out he used to look across the room like a shark in a paddling pool.
