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[–] chewypoops@lemmy.world 17 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I can't be the only one who wanted the full res picture. You're welcome.

[–] Donkter@lemmy.world 12 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I like how the real states are all snuck in there

[–] nullspace@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

There's like six Oregons, four Kentuckys, and eight Indianas.

[–] inbn@lemmy.zip 14 points 6 days ago

Finally, Long England

[–] SourDragon@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

The more I look at it, the more I agree with the sentiment "what the fuck is this"

My deleted comment was a result of Comment Mitosis™

[–] mrmisses@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Dear God no! Not a second Wisconsin!!

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

The number of new Utahs is horrifying.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

An appropriate number of Oregons though

[–] boydster@sh.itjust.works 3 points 6 days ago

I always thought people exaggerated about how far north Aroostock County, ME was. The egg on my face right now!

[–] insanemantis@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

Unaffordable healthcare final boss

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 3 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

A cow udder?

[–] xia@lemmy.ca 1 points 6 days ago

Before the time cops started erasing states.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

Ok but the first state is Delaware, Virginia was 10th

[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 74 points 1 week ago (3 children)

ChatGPT, draw me a map of the United States.

[–] epyon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 6 days ago

I think it’s called the Unites States now.

[–] fonix232@fedia.io 32 points 1 week ago

United^2^ States

[–] finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago (2 children)

"I'd love to help you with your great idea, but the states aren't currently united".

[–] FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 days ago

What about the Untied States?

[–] drath@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 days ago

That's what I've been calling it

[–] DangerNooble@lemmy.world 45 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Where are you from?

I'm from Orefornia

[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 3 points 6 days ago

Hmm. The good news is I can see the Northern lights from my state now, bad news I am fucking in the god damned artic circle now.

[–] justdaveisfine@piefed.social 25 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] otacon239@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I’m from Coloradontansas

[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

New Coloradontansas or Old Coloradontansas?

[–] otacon239@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago

Coloradontansas City, Nebraskasippi.

[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] 4am@lemmy.zip 43 points 1 week ago (5 children)
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[–] FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 32 points 1 week ago (1 children)

How many states are in this map? It's like what 50 looks like to someone who can't count yet

[–] NoForwadSlashS@piefed.social 13 points 1 week ago

There's like 100 on the left half and I got too confused to continue

[–] FoolishObserver@lemmy.world 25 points 1 week ago (5 children)

There was Kentucky, Kenfucky, Oregon, Ore-Again, Moregon, MoregonAgain.....

[–] rbos@lemmy.ca 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yakko collapses in exhaustion

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[–] Yew@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Which Michigan are you from?

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[–] darthsundhaft@piefed.social 19 points 1 week ago

This is what I think of where the future is filled with AI chatbots just posting the most random shit on the Internet and then the oblivious responding to it...

[–] mechoman444@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I've been to North-North Dakota. It's nice. Cold but nice.

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