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[–] Themosthighstrange@lemmy.world 1 points 23 minutes ago

Now and Later

[–] Eudaimonia@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago
[–] nastronot@lemmy.zip 7 points 6 hours ago (1 children)
[–] paultimate14@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Didn't expect to see this on Lemmy. I actively have a bag of these on my desk.

[–] nastronot@lemmy.zip 1 points 41 minutes ago

A true person of culture

[–] Lumisal@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago
[–] INHALE_VEGETABLES@aussie.zone 5 points 7 hours ago

Willy wonka :(

[–] LeftReddit2@lemmy.world 6 points 10 hours ago

Imagination.

It's a candybar that doesn't exist.

[–] Asafum@lemmy.world 67 points 17 hours ago (2 children)
[–] uen3@sh.itjust.works 8 points 11 hours ago

Caramac

~[~ ~discontinued~ ~in~ ~2023~ ~]~

[–] MrsDoyle@sh.itjust.works 21 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

I had gone through a couple of bars before I realised it was ChocoLONELY.

Very good chocolate though.

[–] Hominine@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

ChocoLONELY

Holy shit, TIL. Their everything bar is excellent.

[–] Hirohito@fedinsfw.app 36 points 17 hours ago
[–] Hominine@lemmy.world 33 points 17 hours ago (1 children)
[–] MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 6 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

Oh come on, that has to be intentional/ a gag.

[–] Hominine@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

Lived in Germany for a minute and fell in love with these. They were a limited time thing unfortunately; I'd bet the marketing department finally caught on to the obvious.

[–] MajorasTerribleFate@lemmy.zip 6 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

Probably just Danish or something.

[–] ExtremeUnicorn@feddit.org 7 points 14 hours ago

German, actually. Dick here means thick or fat as in size.

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[–] antsu@discuss.tchncs.de 13 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

A Toblerone bar

It's pretty good, but as time goes on there's less and less.

[–] Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca 7 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Ribbed - for her pleasure.

[–] Bo7a@piefed.ca 3 points 4 hours ago

Brrrrrrt. Brrrrrt.

[–] kersploosh@sh.itjust.works 27 points 16 hours ago
[–] gastroglizzy@piefed.social 4 points 11 hours ago
[–] Octavio@piefed.social 7 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Oh, god I just hope nobody puts Kinder. 😳

[–] ToffeeIsForClosers@piefed.ca 7 points 14 hours ago (1 children)
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[–] SanderZeldenthuis@nord.pub 18 points 17 hours ago (1 children)
[–] neidu4@piefed.social 7 points 16 hours ago

Upvote for the superior chocolate. Kitkat is awful.

[–] bizarroland@lemmy.world 16 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Almond joy.

The people that like me really like me.

The people that don't think I'm fucking disgusting.

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[–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 2 points 11 hours ago
[–] 7rokhym@lemmy.ca 3 points 12 hours ago

Candy bars and sex reminds me of a comic, maybe it was Mad. Silly rabbit, Twix are for hookers.

[–] gjoel@programming.dev 14 points 17 hours ago

A carrot. That's not a candy bar, you might say? No. No it's not.

[–] bran_buckler@lemmy.world 10 points 16 hours ago

Snickers… I’m sure god is laughing

[–] CallMeAl@piefed.world 13 points 17 hours ago

Butterfinger

Snickers… listen, I’m not that bad in bed, come on!

[–] FilthyHands@sh.itjust.works 12 points 17 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Shave_MyBeever@lemmy.world 5 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

You Earned It! 📏

[–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 12 points 17 hours ago
[–] GatesMcBalmer@lemmy.world 11 points 17 hours ago

I said King Size Payday but my wife said Laffy Taffy! Hayo!

[–] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 17 hours ago
[–] crandall@lemmy.today 10 points 17 hours ago (2 children)
[–] expletivedeleted@lemmy.zip 2 points 11 hours ago

You mean nutter butters. As always, too quick with your response.

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[–] Ariselas@piefed.ca 9 points 17 hours ago

Werther's Original

[–] disregardable@lemmy.zip 9 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

Pay Day; I wish it was more than at the end of the week!

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 8 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

100 Grand

(my fee as a prostitute)

[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 7 points 17 hours ago

Whatchamacallit

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