Sore loser. This disgusting woman would destroy the United States if she could with her fascist nightmare theocratic ideology.
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Sounds like a handy excuse
She’s just trying to jerk us around
At the same time that the entire country said a loud fuck you to maga, only her race was fraud. Fucking joke loser.
I was watching 9News with Kyle Clark all night on election night. At no point was she within 1 percentage point on election night. She was down like 3% all night. Not sure how she thinks this is a weird trend, considering now more of the more likely to be Republican voters are trickling in from voting on election day in person.
At one point, the local correspondant at her election night campaign event pointed out how much fun she was having for someone that was losing the election. She was slamming Busch Lights all night and swing dancing with her boyfriend.
Kyle Clark pulled out a zinger and said "I'm not sure if I'm really allowed to say this on local news, but we had a saying in college: Boozin', even if we're losin' " 😂
Nope. No fraud, Lauren. It's just that everyone hates you.
I can’t believe Lauren Bimbort’s race is even close, honestly.
I was in her district. She moved to a safer district in 2024. It should have been a pretty safe bet for her, but shit has been wild.
Colorado is weird. Fuck the term-limited governor for granting Tina Peters clemency. And fuck Tina Peters.
Try not to jerk anyone off in the parking lot on your way out.
Y'know, I'm sympathetic to her on this one. I keep trying, but it's like two or three dudes every time I leave a store. It takes forever to get to my car! Well, I mean, like two extra minutes. But y'know, that's valuable time!
I'm rwminded of the Silicon Valley middle-out discussion about the most efficient method to perk off as ,any dudes as possible. Didn't that inspire an actual breakthrough in compression algorithms?
most efficient method to perk off
YOU get this cup of coffee, and YOU get this muffin! Enjoy your perks!
Have you got two hands? If so then, FFS, start using both!!
I am! One for me, one for them, sheesh!
So long, Has-Been. See you in the footnotes.
Cry more, fash.
at this point I can't see why she'd bother to pay for a recount. It's not like her vote will matter in the new congress now, her chance of getting any legislation through is zero. Maybe she just needs the paycheck.
It really boils down to entitlement and disillusionment. "What? There's no way she could beat ME. I'm me!"
If the voters don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy.

Keep yer stick on the ice
I want to make a joke about that being a Red Blue quote (instead of it being a Red Green quote). heh.
"It's only fraud if we lose!"
- Republicans
I'm honestly surprised that this old refrain hasnt been shouted kore. Republicans never believe that the people don't support them.
I was wondering which Nazi would break first.
Maybe she should go work out her energy by wanking off some dude in public.
I am surprised none of them except her are screeching and fighting teeth and nails over "election fraud". They can't concede defeat, it's neither in the fascist handtweet (because they can't read a handbook) and they are all going to be prosecuted. Unless they plan to get AIPAC-funded traitors break D ranks and/or pass milquetoast "we're not here for revenge" legislature?
I'm scared they're planning a coup or a Jan. 6 2.0 massacre.
We forgot you existed. Please go away.
"If I win, it's the will of the people. If you win, you cheated."
- Morons and Liars
Second verse, same as the first.
Go see a movie. And watch it this time.
I hear Beetlejuice has a Happy Ending.
Fuck off into irrelevance, you pedo protector


