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Mike Johnson blasts voters for making the ‘wrong choice’ on Election Day
(www.the-independent.com)
Man I'd love to kick the shit out of this assshole.
this post was submitted on 10 Nov 2026
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In terms of most punchable I’d put Stephen Miller as #1 and Elon as #2. He’s a strong contender for #3
I'd throw Trump in there, but somehow it'd be both elder and child abuse.
I think your #1 and 2 are definitely in the right spots. The earth and everyone on it would be better off if those 2 were gone.
I just….i really need Stephen miller to know what it feels like to have his skull bones broken. His rib cage too.
"Torture is a celebration of life and human dignity" - Stephen Miller
He 100% is into that kind of thing. You don’t turn out like this without playing up the hateable punchable dork asshole that enjoys being beat up and mocked as his kink. That schmarmy demeanor says it all.
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GOP and DNC taking turns every election being this meme.
I will always love this gif.
Says the man that tracks when he and his son masturbate.
Hey, no kink shaming.
Unless they like it of course.
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In other news: Voters blast Mike Johnson for making wrong choices everyday for the last 2+ years.
Voters also blast Mike Johnson's mom for making the wrong choice 55 years ago.
knowing conservatives she didn't have a choice. Maybe she could have offered anal instead. Though looking at Mike, maybe she did do that.
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What an interesting thing to say, for someone whose job is literally to represent the voters and enact the will of the people. He is literally a Congressional Representative.
“I’m not going to tell the president how to do his job. We have an incredible record of the first two years of his term, and I expect more success in the days ahead.”
Johnson expects SO much success, in fact, that he is stepping down from leadership in the new Congress altogether, and refused the minority leader position that was offered him.
This dudes entire tenure has been pretending (charitable?) to be clueless about current events to avoid accountability and now he's got some pointed thoughts on being held accountable.
Shut up bitch
The sense of entitlement is astounding.
piss off Mikey, don't you have to monitor your sons porn habits?
It's almost like ALL conservatives are pedophiles.
Fuck you Mike. You conceded one of the three branches of Governmental power to the President. You are one of the biggest failures of Congressman that has ever served.
To be able to say that seriously is an admission that you do not believe in democracy.
LOL, I love it when these dingles actually say out loud such whoppers like donnie "is doing so many good things for the American people" or "we had so much work to do to undo all the damage that Biden and the Democrat (sic) Party did" or whatever the fuck.
Such unbelievably blatant liars.
With an added dose of condescension about how people don't even appreciate all the good they are doing, how could this happen?
These assholes completely pooched the economy, gave even more money away to the obscenely wealthy parasitic class, and then set up a bomb to have shit really hit the fan for the 99% in Jan 2027 and have the balls to sit there and whine that people didn't vote for them.
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That's the beauty of democracy. The people choose what they want, not what those in power want.
Nah, I hate this little toad, and his arrogant patronization. He can fuck all the way back off to Louisiana.
So is it legal to bully congresscritters to paranoid suicidality or no? Because frankly speaking I think it'd be funny if Johnson killed himself.
The words of a traitor are valueless. The only thing I want to hear from Mike Johnson is his final gurgle.
Mike Johnson is stepping down as his party's leader in the House of Representatives. I would say voters absolutely made the right choice!
Eat shit mikey. Have fun watching porn with your son.
"incredible" is not the word I would have gone with unless it was modified with "incredibly bad" , "incredibly stupid", or "incredibly criminal"
Congress, especially the House has been full on fucking clown shoes for 2 years and this spineless piece of shit is saying the Dems will bring a circus? The guy who could barely get his seat and hold it? The guy speedrunning the line to kiss trumps diapered ass?
Johnson is admitting (after his own fashion) that the Dems are likely to investigate the everloving SHIT out of the GOP cronies and corrupt contributors (bribes and enrichments, oh my!) as well as lock down the budget until they get their way. So, you know.... stopping the circus the GOP brought to town.
Can I blast Mike's dad for making the wrong decision in not pulling out?
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Republican says you were wrong not to vote for them
Ya don't say.
How is this news
So as we've seen for the past 2 years, there is absolutely zero accountability in the Republican party whatsoever. And even after getting their asses completely fucking handed to them, they still don't have any capacity for accountability, even personal self accountability to the extent that they would rather blame the people who put them in their position of power to begin with, than to incorporate and impose the will of those people.
What do you expect though when a party who bases their beliefs and ideals on a 2,000-year-old textbook and are not capable of any rational thought of any kind on their own? A shameless party with egos so massive, they're unwilling to accept reality in any form or fashion, especially if it gets in the way of their ability to make a dollar.
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With any luck Johnson will fade quickly into obscurity and this will be one of the last times this asshole makes the news.
He can go back to monitoring his son's phone to make sure he doesn't look at any pictures that would make the baby Jesus cry.
Hey Mike, sit down and shut up. The grownups are talking.
It's surprising he's heard the results.
Narcissism. Are they all pathological narcissists?
never admit anything, never accept responsibility. Lie to confuse, lie to test loyalty, lie to feel better about yourself. Lie because only losers tell the truth. It's the Trump way and the bootlickers copy it.
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Fuck off, nobody gives a shit about anything you say.
It’s really funny seeing the other side blame voters.
Mike “Limp” Johnson should know that doesn’t end well.
Don't BE the wrong choice, Mike.
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