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    [–] DaCrazyJamez@sh.itjust.works 116 points 8 months ago

    Ah yes, the installation wizard

    [–] OneStepAhead@lemmynsfw.com 60 points 8 months ago

    NetworKING.

    [–] skittlebrau@lemmy.world 44 points 8 months ago (1 children)
    [–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 23 points 8 months ago

    He paid the copper price

    [–] smackjack@lemmy.world 40 points 8 months ago

    Every time I see that "this incident will be reported" message, I picture some poor schmuck in a cubicle getting pulled into the boss's office and interrogated for two hours about why they tried to run a command as sudo.

    [–] ComicalMayhem@lemmy.world 22 points 8 months ago (1 children)

    does anyone have the source photo? this is actually a really cool pic imo

    [–] c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world 19 points 8 months ago

    Network Engineer > Network Architect > Network King

    Legend says he can identify the usable IP range before witnessing the subnet mask.

    [–] fluxion@lemmy.world 19 points 8 months ago (1 children)

    Fortunately he is a just ruler and only truly malicious sudoers face the ultimate punishment

    [–] RVGamer06@sh.itjust.works 8 points 8 months ago (2 children)
    [–] OneCardboardBox@lemmy.sdf.org 19 points 8 months ago

    He shunts all your long running jobs to the slowest hardware on the rack.

    [–] fluxion@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)
    [–] RVGamer06@sh.itjust.works 2 points 8 months ago (2 children)
    [–] stephan262@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

    You get sentenced to a lifetime of Dell.

    [–] fluxion@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

    You don't want to know

    [–] Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 19 points 8 months ago (1 children)
    [–] EffortlessEffluvium@lemm.ee 1 points 8 months ago

    Found the Commodore

    [–] email@sh.itjust.works 18 points 8 months ago

    THIS INCIDENT WILL BE REPORTED

    [–] blackstrat@lemmy.fwgx.uk 15 points 8 months ago

    The ID badge is actually for his balls, not him.

    [–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 12 points 8 months ago

    If you actually look at the sudo source code your see it reports all violations via email

    [–] NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 10 points 8 months ago

    His name is Pam

    [–] WalnutLum@lemmy.ml 9 points 8 months ago (1 children)
    [–] Ookami38@sh.itjust.works 7 points 8 months ago

    Count sudoku

    [–] hsr@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 8 months ago

    His weapon of choice? Server Blade.

    [–] Zehzin@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago

    Terrible cable management, pull them out

    So Santa Claus IS real

    [–] lolcatnip@reddthat.com 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)

    Kind of reminds me of Baron Harkonnen.

    [–] mightyfoolish@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

    I see Erick Rowan/Redbeard from WWE.

    [–] sundray@lemmus.org 1 points 8 months ago

    I see John Petrucci.

    [–] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)
    [–] PrunesMakeYouPoop@kbin.social 1 points 8 months ago

    Will the golden crane fly again?

    [–] uis@lemm.ee 5 points 8 months ago

    He sits on Copper Throne

    [–] kibiz0r@midwest.social 4 points 8 months ago

    Reminds me of the throne from Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood.

    [–] Norgur@kbin.social 4 points 8 months ago

    That looks like a fun version of a dating app. Draw an Ethernet, plug it in and see who is on the other end

    You should set up mail delivery, so when sudo reports you it reports you to you

    [–] wabafee@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

    Newcomers nightmare