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more like 104° days until summer ends

and in parts of the world for inches to a foot. pretty useful for carpentry for example

yeh I guess that beats it lol

I start in the classic burrito tuck and end up ike a tostada

the boss makes a dollar, I make a dime.
that's why I shit on company time

giggity

that only happens in ducks

alternatively, how long do I have to keep choking my chicken to cook it?

good = opposite of evil.

faith = what ppl believe in when they observe shit they can't understand.

matter = physical stuff

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all of the suddenly?

you can attach a breathalyzer to your phone these days.. so not too farfetched