potoo22

joined 2 years ago
[–] potoo22@programming.dev 13 points 5 days ago

Just keep regenerating data until it's something the stock holders like. Doesn't matter if it's BS. They're already accustomed to that.

[–] potoo22@programming.dev 13 points 5 days ago (1 children)

If I could, I'd throw a chancla at that person

[–] potoo22@programming.dev 18 points 5 days ago (6 children)

Pineapple belongs on pizza

[–] potoo22@programming.dev 41 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

Latinas be like: *scoffs* "You're such a little bitch. I'll do it myself."

[–] potoo22@programming.dev 8 points 1 week ago

Apparently I'm a truly good human because my organizational autism trait gets triggered. I'm not even annoyed fixing them. It's just satisfying to see them in order.

[–] potoo22@programming.dev 18 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

It *can* be seen as rude, depending on the culture. Like, "I did your job for you because you took so long". More often in "high class" settings, like places that need reservations weeks in advance.

But most of the time, people just don't care to assist the waiters and most waiters will appreciate it if you stack the plates. Some may judge you if you do it wrong.

[–] potoo22@programming.dev 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Tomāto potăto

[–] potoo22@programming.dev 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

ROFL! Just go ahead, save me a seat. My spouse and I can't go hiking with certain friends because not only are we slow, but we stop to admire little things like moss, mushrooms and bugs.

[–] potoo22@programming.dev 43 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That's some dystopian shit. Tell big ~~brother~~ pharma what is bothering you.

[–] potoo22@programming.dev 6 points 1 week ago

And disable automatic updates

[–] potoo22@programming.dev 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yeah... Situational awareness kind of a requirement for short people.

[–] potoo22@programming.dev 43 points 1 week ago (16 children)

Tip from person with short legs: if someone is walking faster behind you, move to the side and slow down to let them pass at their speed. You're welcome fast walkers.

 

Probably not a good title to seek upvotes. If it does get upvotes, more programmers get share in your pain 😅

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