potoo22

Yeah, but you still have 4 edges in a circle. Just make a circle in the circle. Now you basically have an edible plate.

When a serial killer meets a parallel killer

Downloading this to send to a couple of people

Mongo is appalled

Once Oracle has control over it, it has to get better... right? Right!?

"I don't make mistakes" = person incapable of personal growth. Their personal life story would just be cringe.

Try a bug that sporadically happens only in release mode, with no clear connection to anything else, only to find out years later it only happens when someone uses the microwave for too long in the break room.

"You know, we always get this error after lunch when I reheat leftover soup."

Goddamnit Kyle!

Just keep regenerating data until it's something the stock holders like. Doesn't matter if it's BS. They're already accustomed to that.

If I could, I'd throw a chancla at that person

Pineapple belongs on pizza

Latinas be like: *scoffs* "You're such a little bitch. I'll do it myself."

Apparently I'm a truly good human because my organizational autism trait gets triggered. I'm not even annoyed fixing them. It's just satisfying to see them in order.