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[–] Montagge@lemmy.zip 263 points 3 days ago (3 children)

What a selfish shitty thing to do to someone

[–] BillyClark@piefed.social 134 points 3 days ago (2 children)

It's similar to people who end themselves by stepping in front of a truck or a train. It can be extremely traumatic to the driver.

[–] FiskFisk33@startrek.website 31 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

I disagree. Leaving someone with trauma, versus leaving someone in a life or death situation is quite different I'd say.

[–] BillyClark@piefed.social 102 points 3 days ago (1 children)

The similarity is involving people in the act and leaving them to deal with extreme trauma.

[–] Nublets@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

It can be extremely traumatic to the guy stepping in front of the vehicle as well!

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Yeah, I'm driving home from a late work shift, 3am.

My MF neighbor's adult kid had layed down in the road right past a blind curve hoping someone would run over him and kill him. Good thing my driveway was less than a couple hundred feet away and I was going slow enough to swerve around him.

F'd em up for a bit and I didn't even kill him

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 days ago

That's asking for an Ethan Frome type injury.

[–] dreadbeef@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Expecting anything more from a dead person is kinda pointless though. It's like crying about spilled milk. Nothing you or anyone can do about it—dead people are not able to be guilty of anything. The only guilt a dead person can have is the one assigned by yourself. Not you specifically, but anyone who wants dead people to be guilty of something. Dead people are not able to change behavior or learn from their choices or bring justice to any further victims. Expecting that is a futile effort.

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 days ago

I don't understand, what do you think Montagge is suggesting?

[–] devfuuu@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Exactly. Imagine continuing to drive something against the wishes of others. The plan was to crash.