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He did not say where the money would come from.

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[–] BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works 164 points 1 day ago (3 children)

This reeks of desperation, that means he's scared. Don't let up, get out and VOTE!

[–] givesomefucks@lemmy.world 66 points 1 day ago (4 children)

It's not desperation, its not his money and if it actually happened, it would hamstring the incoming Dem president in 2028:

“Only I can make this promise to you,” he said, adding that the Republicans would have to win both the House of Representatives and the Senate for the money to be paid out.

And not only wouldn't it be his money, it wouldn't even be "real" money. There's not a trillion dollars laying around for this (literally what it would cost).

Since Trump's first term in 2016, the debt has doubled from 19 trillion to 40 trillion. This will get tacked on and the debt will be used as an excuse not to fund social programs.

[–] RaoulDook@lemmy.world 41 points 1 day ago (3 children)

With the US adult (over 18) population at about 269-270 million, $5000 each would be about $1.3 Trillion imaginary dollars.

[–] schipelblorp@sh.itjust.works 29 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The dollars would be real, the value would not.

Trump is ruling like a particular type of typical dictator--protectionists tarriffs and printing money. Expect Argentina-style inflation in a few years. Don't denominate your savings in dollars, guys.

[–] atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] uen3@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 hours ago

It's an old-fashioned word, like 'groceries'.

[–] nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 1 day ago

They’ll find a way to only pay republican voters. Possibly while looking to expel anyone who isn’t at the same time.

[–] massacre@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)
  • US Population yesterday was just under 349M

  • 21.07% of the population is under 18

  • Leaving just over 270.5M eligible adults in the US.

  • Even shaving off a generous 500,000 people as illegal, that makes it $1.35T this would cost.

so you are pretty damn close @RaoulDook@lemmy.world

[–] Microtonal_Banana@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It is absolutely desperation. Why do you think they threw a mid term rally in Texas in the first place?

[–] givesomefucks@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

When people say an act is of desperation, they mean someone willing to throw away anything besides their most important thing.

This isn't an act of desperation, because even if he "pays up" it doesn't negatively effect them.

It's like if you were robbing me, so I said "wait, if you don't take my stuff, you can rob the neighbor!"

An act of desperation is if a home invader had a gun to your head and you said "take all my stuff just don't kill me"

I know I can be pedantic, but this clearly isn't an act of desperation because trump isn't offering anything he owns.

[–] nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 1 day ago

Trump should be afraid of what losing the majority will do to his dictatorship.

Also don’t forget that he has dementia and likely thinks of values from the early 80s, when $5000 still bought a decent new car, and the average income was 25k (median around 20k).

[–] PoastRotato@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Ironically, you could almost argue that what he's proposing is a sort of social programーjust an extremely clunky and ill-conceived (and likely illegal) one.

[–] dan1101@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It is wildly illegal. Would be great if this crime finally did him in.

[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 7 points 1 day ago

Elon didn't get jail time or fined. When you're famous, they let you do it, as he said.

[–] Witchfire@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

I've argued before that people would be more likely to vote if it came with a small tax break

[–] DougPiranha42@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] givesomefucks@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago

Nah, UBI is a steady monthly payment you can count on.

This is just a straight up one time promise of a bribe that likely won't happen and burn Republicans even harder.

trump should have lost trust decades ago, but he's actually lost a lot in the last two years

[–] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

You thought PPP inflation was bad?

The really infuriating part is that there an absolute shitload of feckless imbeciles who will be swayed by this

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

But as stupid as Trump voters are in the first place, they are bound to believe him. Regardless that the promised DOGE checks have somehow disappeared...

[–] BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I don't doubt that you're correct, but it's all the more reason to vote.

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Do you really believe someone who voted for Trump to be smart enough to recognize this as a scam?

Although, I just saw the snippet of his promise on TV, and noticed that he said 'dollars', not 'US dollars'. So it could be 'Guyanese dollars'. They even have a nice 5000 Dollar note: https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/KLAAAeSwd8Vqf7s7/s-l1200.jpg

It would still be aboutish 24 us dollars each.