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[–] Nfamwap@lemmy.world 211 points 1 month ago (4 children)
[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 179 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Can we deport this inbred, middle-school-educated Trump supporter and keep the Colombian industrial engineer instead?

[–] CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 56 points 1 month ago (6 children)

I mean, deport him where? Any other country would probably deport him right back here.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 40 points 1 month ago (2 children)

.... Antarctica doesn't seem to have much in the way of law enforcement, so they likely wouldn't deport him back to us.

Could we Try there?

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 28 points 1 month ago (2 children)

So he could fuck up the only thing really going on there which is scientific studies? Fuck that. There's entire deserts that would love to have him

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 18 points 1 month ago

You make a good point.

The sand consumes all.

[–] GBU_28@lemm.ee 14 points 1 month ago

The penguins must feed

[–] Madison420@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

You'd be wrong there, they have police and they are in fact strict, the US marshal system does not fuck around.

[–] Jesusaurus@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago

Can we start deporting the inbred uneducated to the great Pacific Garbage patch?

[–] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] neoman4426@fedia.io 19 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Launching things into the sun takes a lot of energy and complex calculations. It's interestingly easier to send something out of the solar system than into the sun

[–] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago

To be perfectly honest, I'm not actually worried about whether or not he makes it to the sun.

[–] childOfMagenta@lemm.ee 3 points 1 month ago

Aren't the calculations easy? The energy is insane though.

[–] trolololol@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Oh now you want to risk these unstable geniuses to be the first things aliens find about earth?

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Where is Superman when we need him?

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

The ocean, out of an helicopter. It’s what they voted for.

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 38 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] whithom@discuss.online 8 points 1 month ago

That’s an insult to unicycles.

[–] JaymesRS@literature.cafe 19 points 1 month ago (4 children)

No, no. It’s moo; like a cow.

[–] JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 month ago (4 children)

It's like a cow's opinion.. it's "moo".

[–] troglodytis@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

That's the point, he don't have a cow

[–] DiploRaucous@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

If it's a unicowrn?

[–] don@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Them big ole cows with them horns whats in them roe-dee-oes with them there fellers a-hangin on their backs an also I think in italy where fokes go a-runnin alongside them cows seem to have two pretty dang-on good points atop their haids f’yous ta ask me

[–] billiam0202@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Have I been living with Joey too long, or did that actually make sense?

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)
[–] zerofk@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago