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RFK Jr. Warns Teenagers Now Have Less Sperm Than 65-Year-Old Men (www.mediaite.com)

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[–] besselj@lemmy.ca 132 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Their solution? Pair up teenage girls with 65 year old men.

[–] railway692@piefed.zip 28 points 1 week ago

I'm terrified that this might actually be what he said.

[–] KelvarCherry@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 1 week ago

I recall a few Republican state legislators in at least one state proposing that veterans be given permission to marry girls under the age of marriage; I guess as a treat. (and sex between them would be "okay" because they're married. These same legislators want to ban divorce.)