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[–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I can be a pretty naive guy. I am continually amazed not just by the volume, but by the varieties of creepiness that women have to put up with on a daily basis. WTF, Anon?

[–] Vilian@lemmy.ca 2 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I guess, that's the joke, who the fuck offers a foot rub

[–] Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I guess, that's the joke, who the fuck offers a foot rub

[–] grue@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Maybe the employee complained about having to stand for hours upon hours (because Walmart sucks) and idiot anon misread it as an opportunity?

[–] conditional_soup@lemm.ee 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Oof. There's fucking up, and then there's getting banned from Wal-Mart. The only lower position is getting banned from the dollar store.

[–] Infynis@midwest.social 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

In order to be banned from a dollar store, the one employee working there would have to Home Alone the place to keep you out

[–] Icalasari@fedia.io 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Hey now. There's SOMETIMES a second employee!

[–] taladar@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 months ago

Well, they have to hand over the single key to the store at some point from one employee to their successor when they retire.

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

It's completely normal to ask a stranger to let you touch their feet. /s

[–] TunaCowboy@lemmy.world 0 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works 0 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] Klear@lemmy.world -1 points 4 months ago

He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy!

[–] JokeDeity@lemm.ee 1 points 1 week ago

Good lord how this is so hard for these troglodytes to understand is beyond me. Do they just think everyone who chooses to work retail are naturally the most pleasant and polite people?

[–] GrouperGater96@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Nothing quite like being a creep and harassing people at there job.

[–] nonfuinoncuro@lemm.ee 1 points 4 months ago
[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Better than the one I worked at. There was a dude that worked there that was harassing one of the cashiers and instead of firing him they moved him out to the tire shop with us. He had 0 experience with cars and wasn't qualified for that even by Wal-Mart standards. A couple weeks later he got fired for fucking up too many cars but in the mean time we bullied the shit out of him for being a creep and walked him out after we closed to make sure he actually left and didn't try to wait around for her to get off.

[–] lowered_lifted@sh.itjust.works -1 points 4 months ago

That's the shittest department to pawn him off on lol, auto doesn't even make a profit, it's a dog to get people in and stuck shopping while they wait. I think they must have done it to get him canned because tech and service writer were super high turnover in my market because you need actual skill to do it right and the job doesn't pay enough if you do. I personally used to roll on Douglases and get all my oil changes there because of employee discount but only because the auto techs were all attending the nearby technical school and working with a degree of pride guaranteed by their TL who ran a tight ship, I trusted her, women who can thrive in that environment have to both know their shit and be tough lol.

[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 0 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Of course he got banned, he didn't offer the manager a foot rub too. What was he thinking?

[–] Omgpwnies@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

didn't offer the manager a foot rub first. Power has perks