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Conspiracy theorist Alex Jones accused Vice President Kamala Harris of having the ability to control hurricanes through so-called "weather weapons."

Jones kicked off his Tuesday broadcast by promising to explain how he knew the government could control the weather.

"I'm going to be covering today, and I've sent the crew over 20 clips, and I've got over a hundred documents right here," he explained. "I'm gonna do a big presentation for everybody on what's really going on with weather weapons."

Jones claimed to have interviews and government documents that would prove his point.

"Then we have the bold headlines that I put up on X that the Kamala Harris, you know, the Biden-Harris administration is in control of this hurricane," he said of Hurricane Milton.

"So they have the power certified easily with just five or six big aircraft," he opined. "And that's the old technology, not the lasers that are all certified and the Doppler radar. They also have on ships and in large oil drilling platforms that they've launched. They could totally just make this thing stop and dump the water in the ocean."

Jones insisted that the technology to control hurricanes was used before the terrorist attacks of Sept. 11, 2001.

"And on 9/11, the hurricane was gonna hit," he asserted. "Remember in 2001, but that meteorologists never saw anything like it. It just turned away from the coast went away because that was gonna get in the way of some of the stuff the deep state was up to."

Scientists have said it is currently impossible to control weather events like Hurricane Milton.

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[–] lol_idk@lemmy.ml 24 points 5 days ago
[–] 418_im_a_teapot@sh.itjust.works 30 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Here’s the thing… If we can control the weather so easily, why can’t the Republicans? Have they not figured it out yet? I don’t want to vote for someone who can’t even destroy Florida on a whim with a few clouds.

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[–] bamfic@lemmy.world 23 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Didnt this guy just get bankrupted?

[–] eugenevdebs@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 5 days ago

If Trump can be convicted for his actions and still get more money and still run for president, Alex Jones can lose lawsuit after lawsuit from being a total fucking moron and still be a total fucking moron.

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[–] Hawk@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Not a conspiracy theorist but a scam artist.

Pretty sure he doesn't believe those lies, he's just scamming the poor bastards that do.

[–] loutr@sh.itjust.works 7 points 5 days ago

That's what he said, under oath, during his divorce.

[–] unphazed@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

I listen to Knowledge Fight and they find him in his lies regarding his beliefs all the time. It's an act.

[–] Mobiledecay@lemmy.world 19 points 5 days ago

Isn't he supposed to be liquidating his equipment and not using it to get into more trouble. 🤔

[–] kn0wmad1c@programming.dev 73 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (6 children)

The sad thing is there are actual people out there who would believe this sooner than they'd see climate change as the cause.

[–] villainy@lemmy.world 30 points 6 days ago (1 children)

And some, or at least one, of them is a member of Congress.

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[–] Wogi@lemmy.world 13 points 6 days ago (3 children)

That's a human nature thing. We are really much happier as people when there's a "logical" course of real events that lead to any disaster. We can understand "evil group did evil thing" better than "the collective actions of humanity over the last 200 years caused a fundamental change to our world that we cannot reverse in our lifetime."

We aren't good at nuance.

Some random wacko deciding to kill Kennedy because of mental illness and a general hostility towards his world view is harder for us to accept than a secret plot to seal power. Bad guys make sense to us. Chaotic elements just don't.

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[–] madjo@feddit.nl 74 points 6 days ago (4 children)

Why does this sentient piece of excrement still have a platform?

[–] Zron@lemmy.world 26 points 6 days ago

He needs money to live now that the courts have started selling his business to pay off the last people he hurt by spreading insane conspiracy theories.

He’s a one trick pony, only thing he knows how to do is lie and sell snake oil pills that turn you red.

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[–] TheObviousSolution@lemm.ee 10 points 5 days ago (1 children)

That any double digit percent is falling for this bullshit is a sad commentary of the state of the world today. And I'm not singling Americans out because there are plenty of idiots on the other side of the ocean as well.

[–] andallthat@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago

can confirm (source: am on the other side of the ocean and certified idiot). But this is beyond even my level of idiocy. The part on 9/11 is really the icing on this shit cake: he manages to pit two conspiracies against each other:

  • hey man, what are you doing with that hurricane? Today we are doing the "flying airplanes into towers" one, remember?
  • oh shit sorry, totally forgot that one! No worries, I'm just turning this thing off before it hits the coast
[–] Freefall@lemmy.world 23 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Weather devastated a place they don't like : god is punishing sinners

Weather hits their dirty little chode-land: THE DEMZ CONTROL THE WEATHER!

K, got it...

[–] Veneroso@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago

Fascism 101: my enemies are strong and simultaneously incompetent.

[–] leadore@lemmy.world 50 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Wait, this asshole still has a radio show? I thought he was bankrupt and had to liquidate all his assets to pay damages in the Sandy Hook lawsuit. How can he be broadcasting? Who is paying for it?

[–] SaltySalamander@fedia.io 13 points 6 days ago

Any idiot can "broadcast" from a smartphone.

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[–] damnthefilibuster@lemmy.world 12 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Please. Let's not post conspiracy theories in the news channel.

[–] Fredselfish@lemmy.world 10 points 5 days ago

Wasn't this motherfuckers show broken up and to be sold to pay the billions he owes? How is this asshole still allowed to go on the air and spew this bullshit?

[–] DrFuggles@feddit.org 5 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

well, but it is news that Alex Jones is at it again.

[–] TheObviousSolution@lemm.ee 3 points 5 days ago

Unfortunately, what he says is influential because idiots, and it affects the rest of the world because US elections.

[–] paddirn@lemmy.world 14 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Why is this even in the news? This is the same kind of dumb shit that would get talked about on AM radio stations and other conspiracy theory circles that nobody paid any attention to because of how completely stupid it sounded to a rational person. Can we stop giving these people any attention?

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[–] WoahWoah@lemmy.world 13 points 5 days ago (2 children)

They create an enemy other that must be incredibly powerful but also pitifully weak. Wildly intelligent yet also fundamentally stupid.

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[–] BoxOfFeet@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago

Jeez, this guy is like Rush Limbaugh on meth.

[–] ansiz@lemmy.world 16 points 6 days ago

I've heard this before but if Harris and the Dems are literally controlling the weather, why wouldn't you vote for them?!

[–] uebquauntbez@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Big question: So when they're in control of the weather, why not send hurricanes to Ukraine/Russia instead. Or China? Or Iran? Or Irak? Or Gaza? Or ...

[–] mightyfoolish@lemmy.world 14 points 5 days ago

Cause the machine sits in Guantanamo Bay due to a deal Biden made with Fidel Castro's ghost.

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[–] Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 5 points 5 days ago

Well this is an unexpected turn to climate change denial.

I guess the “it’s real but it’s too late” is not as useful as “it’s real and ifs caused by [inset scapegoat]”

Really didn’t see this coming, which shows how satire can’t hold a candle to the stupidity of reality.

[–] garretble@lemmy.world 9 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Where are these assholes getting all these ideas about "weather weapons?" Oh, wait...

Trump Kept Asking if China Was Shooting Us With a ‘Hurricane Gun’

Near the beginning of Donald Trump’s time in office, the then-president had a pressing question for his national-security aides and administration officials: Does China have the secret technology — a weapon, even — to create large, man-made hurricanes and then launch them at the United States? And if so, would this constitute an act of war by a foreign power, and could the U.S. retaliate militarily? Then-President Trump repeatedly asked about this, according to two former senior administration officials and a third person briefed on the matter.

“It was almost too stupid for words,” said a former Trump official intimately familiar with the then-sitting president’s inquiry. “I did not get the sense he was joking at all.”

[–] Phoenicianpirate@lemm.ee 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Hypothetically, if China did have a hurricane gun, what benefit does it give them to constantly shoot it at the US? America is one of China's biggest trade partners. It is highly counterproductive for them to do it.

[–] garretble@lemmy.world 11 points 5 days ago

I'm sorry, but this is a logic-free zone.

[–] mriormro@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago (2 children)

For those who don't know, completely unfiltered Alex Jones fits almost seamlessly into the 40k universe and that's bonkers.

https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLhe77z_zTzRY-bmtKMydUF0eoWbGz_cCM&si=j-B2oBobkDcMeYNm

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If dems could control weather why wouldn’t they use it for the benefit of States they favored, like maybe ending the drought in California or putting out the wildfires there or in the PNW?

[–] collapse_already@lemmy.ml 9 points 6 days ago (1 children)

But if you ask him about climate change, humans don't have the ability to change weather appreciable.

No recognition of how stupid he sounds.

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[–] linearchaos@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

GOP Talking Head: The Democrats are pushing the point that we are allowing climate change to make storms worse and a large part of our base are getting affected by the storms. What do we do?

AJ: We blame them for the storms.

GTH: Nobody's going to believe that!

AJ: Have you met your base?

[–] stinerman@midwest.social 7 points 5 days ago

They let the VP control the weather? I missed that part on the AP Government exam.

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Isn't his ass supposed to be broke?

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[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago (1 children)

The minute his last microphone is auctioned off and he's looking through dumpsters for his next meal can't come soon enough.

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[–] Kalysta@lemm.ee 6 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Boy this dude’s gonna be pissed when all his livestream equipment gets auctioned off in that firesale to pay his legal expenses.

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[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago

Yeah yeah go cry some more big stupid crocodile tears about it, ya whiny bitch.

[–] Maiznieks@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago

That is not normal, he has to go straight to jail, to think for a while how being a retarded lying asshole is doing wrong for the society. How hard can it be to stop being one?

[–] ConstantPain@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)

You need the energy equivalent of thousands of nuclear weapons to fuel even a mild hurricane. It would be pretty notable.

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[–] beSyl@slrpnk.net 5 points 6 days ago

The day this guy dies, I will throw a party. And I hate parties.

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