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[–] Today@lemmy.world 49 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Hey boss, I won't be in today, I have a latibulation appointment. It should last somewhere between 4 years and forever.

[–] ZoopZeZoop@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

I might use this for my next MH day.

[–] portuga@lemmy.world 31 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I’m latibulating as we speak

[–] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 8 points 3 days ago

Huh, I didn't know you could italicize emojis

[–] PaupersSerenade@sh.itjust.works 15 points 4 days ago (1 children)

To hide in a ~~dictionary~~ corner

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 14 points 4 days ago (1 children)

"So what have you been looking into lately...other than glory holes?"

[–] PaupersSerenade@sh.itjust.works 11 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Legitimately the first thing I thought of haha. That and the first rule of dictionary corner; don’t fuck with Susie Dent

[–] rockerface@lemm.ee 14 points 4 days ago

takes notes furiously

[–] NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee 12 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I don't want a corner, I want a cave. At the top of a mountain.

If anyone comes thinking I'm some sort of guru, I'll let the mountain realign things for them on the way down.

And this is why every hermit that people claim is so wise is always pissed when people come to them

They put in as much effort as possible to get as far away as possible and yet..

[–] tibi@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

So a latibulation cave. I'm latibulating in my latibulation cave.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 6 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

I latibulate with VR on a daily basis.

[–] Naz@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Me too. Feels weird being part of the elite dissociative club. $5,000 and a master's degree in computer science so I can authentically move my fingers and toes as a dragon man and pet some dog girl who's in literally Australia.

We've gone full circle

[–] Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 10 points 4 days ago

Can't wait to Baader-Meinhoff this one...

[–] LEONHART@slrpnk.net 8 points 3 days ago

I've been using VR lately for this purpose. Surprisingly effective.

I dunno. Just helps to isekai myself to a different plane of existence for a little while.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 8 points 4 days ago

I latibulated at work today for like 9h, then did all the things in the following 20 minutes.

[–] HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Fun fact! It's pronounced 'lattyboo-lar-tay'

(No need to double check)

[–] Randelung@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

I trust you, or my name is not Centipedes.

Oh wait, that's Greek. ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯ I'll let it slide this time.

[–] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 2 points 3 days ago

Can i order that lar tay in starbuck?

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago

As wonderful as she is, I can no longer see Susie Dent's name without thinking about this Jimmy Carr joke 😄

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago

Along with most other aspects of 17th century living.

[–] three@lemm.ee 1 points 3 days ago

furiously latibulates