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    [–] metaStatic@kbin.earth 113 points 2 months ago (5 children)

    Dude, you're getting a dell ...

    [–] 14th_cylon@lemm.ee 64 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

    And plugging highly suspicious USB drive into it...

    [–] TimeSquirrel@kbin.melroy.org 41 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    Reminds me, back in like, 2007, Nine Inch Nails did a promotion for their new album where they left "mystery" USB drives with media from the "future", themed from album, in public areas at their shows. People couldn't wait to find them and jam them into their computers to piece the story all together.

    [–] Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 33 points 2 months ago (1 children)

    The next album is gonna be about, trojans, viruses, worms, RATS (not the one with the rubber room)

    And a 40minute PSA from your IT admin telling you DONT PLUG RANDOM STUFF INTO YOUR COMPUTER!!

    [–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 12 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)

    Once some guy on the street gave me a dvd. I stuck it into my computer and it was a documentary about how nfc payment microchips in the hand are the mark of the beast. Freaked me out.

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    And Ubuntu at best.

    [–] acetone@szmer.info 7 points 2 months ago (2 children)
    [–] metaStatic@kbin.earth 7 points 2 months ago

    same thing that's wrong with every brand name.

    Man, I thought the dude did something really bad but he just got accused of buying weed imagine getting cancelled over an accusation

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    [–] prenatal_confusion@feddit.org 73 points 2 months ago (1 children)

    Talk to your kids about Linux before someone else does.

    [–] QuazarOmega@lemy.lol 6 points 2 months ago

    Sex PSAs are nothing in comparison

    [–] BeatTakeshi@lemmy.world 66 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    Ubuntu logo is a trinity but you're not getting laid

    [–] UndulyUnruly@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

    Closest you’re gettin’ to any action this weekend is givin’ the dairy cow’s teets a good scrubbin’.

    The rest of us should just do what the transbians do and sleep with each other.

    L4L, must have showered and touched grass within the last 24 hours.

    [–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 56 points 2 months ago (1 children)

    some mf gonna grab both and dual boot

    [–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)

    Hi I'm some mf

    Day 1,095 of begging Autodesk to put F360 on Linux so I can ditch windows

    I know, they won't, but I'm gonna keep asking anyway

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    [–] Fish@midwest.social 47 points 2 months ago (1 children)

    Why are both of the USB drives red?

    [–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 89 points 2 months ago (1 children)

    Because choice is an illusion.

    [–] SirHery@lemmy.world 26 points 2 months ago

    Both are Linux.

    [–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 35 points 2 months ago (1 children)

    "How come my typing fingers hurt?"

    "you've never used them before."

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    [–] GreatAlbatross@feddit.uk 29 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    You take the green USB, it's Ventoy.
    You click the wrong option in the list, and suddenly it's GParted.

    [–] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

    Ah, shit, TempleOS.

    Yes, I have TempleOS on my drive, why not, it's just a few MB.

    [–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 months ago

    I look at the cool elephant whenever I'm feeling down

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    [–] papacraw@lemm.ee 28 points 2 months ago (3 children)

    How come with bsd it's more of a dig your own hole sort of adventure?

    [–] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 6 points 2 months ago

    It's the price of stabilityβ„’

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    [–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 19 points 2 months ago

    People that chose the "red" drive ... Once you install Ubuntu a mysterious shaman will once again introduce you to the red and blue choice, ... well, I mean, not exactly, it will be just a giant bag of mixed ~~pills~~ drives for different distros and the ominous warning be like "you only really need to take one, but there is no actual limit".

    [–] mariusafa@lemmy.sdf.org 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)

    Until you find out about snap

    [–] Zink@programming.dev 25 points 2 months ago (7 children)

    Linux Mint: The Better Ubuntu (tm)

    [–] Starbuncle@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (5 children)

    I found that Pop!_OS (another Ubuntu fork) worked better with Nvidia crap out of the box. They both seem pretty good.

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    [–] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

    I cannot even download Windows 11 ISO on my network, I am (my ISP is) blocked by Microsoft. So, problem solved, it's just red USB.

    [–] areyouevenreal@lemm.ee 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)
    [–] kogasa@programming.dev 11 points 2 months ago (3 children)

    Microsoft blocks people from downloading stuff all the time for unknowable reasons. You have to either reset your IP or go through customer support to fix it. I did the latter and they did not tell me why I was blocked in the first place.

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    [–] jaschen@lemm.ee 13 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    Take the red USB and it always ends with you deep in a forum and the terminal app.

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    [–] taanegl@lemmy.ml 11 points 2 months ago (3 children)

    "Corporate wants you to tell the difference between these two..."

    This comment brought to you by the anti-snap gang.

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    [–] fluxion@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

    I use the exact same usb stick for my Ubuntu installs. 🀜

    [–] her01n@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

    *You stay in Wayland.

    [–] FreshLight@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

    Don't call it penguin hole πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€

    [–] s_s@lemm.ee 4 points 2 months ago
    [–] independantiste@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    Love the technology field hand writing

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    [–] 2pt_perversion@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

    TempleOS is the rabbit hole usb.

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    [–] NutWrench@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 months ago

    β€œWhat you know you can’t explain, but you feel it. You’ve felt it your entire life, that there’s something wrong with your computer. You don’t know what it is, but it’s there, like a splinter in your mind, driving you mad.”

    [–] Zink@programming.dev 5 points 2 months ago

    That red USB looks exactly like my Linux installer one, recently upgraded to Mint 22!

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