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[–] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 60 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Probably still, Sanders? He's getting pretty old, though, so maybe AOC would be a better choice.

[–] turbowafflz@lemmy.world 25 points 1 month ago

Yeah I feel like this is the real answer. Maybe sanders could run with AOC as vice president and then step down if his age starts being a problem and let her take over

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[–] shittydwarf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 55 points 1 month ago (4 children)
[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 32 points 1 month ago (1 children)

even if convicted of felony, we know now is not an impediment

[–] breadsmasher@lemmy.world 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)

fewer felonies than the current president

[–] nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That’s a very low bar though. 34, was it?

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[–] Today@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

How is Luigi? Has anyone heard anything from him recently?

[–] buffysummers@sh.itjust.works 28 points 1 month ago

They stopped talking about him once they realised how many people were on his side.

[–] PineRune@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Sometimes I wonder if he would actually be a good choice, considering he doesn't have a history in politics. And then I remember how Trump just kinda decided he was gonna be president with no political background.

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[–] NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 27 points 1 month ago

AOC hands down.

[–] saigot@lemmy.ca 21 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)
[–] turbowafflz@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago

Let's make finnster president just because it would be funny and the conservatives' heads would explode. Is she a qualified? No. Is she american? No. Would she even want to be president? Probably not. Would she still be a million times better than the current president? Definitely

[–] MegaUltraChicken@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Paw Patrol. They seem to have a handle on things. How many shitty human presidents have we had? How many shitty dog presidents? I rest my case.

[–] taiyang@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Like every other episode involves some train crash or other perfectly avoidable catastrophe. Granted, that's maybe their nepo mayors fault (her grandpa was mayor back in the day) but they're still very complicit.

(My daughter is 2, these thoughts are all I have to get me through watching it with her)

[–] hitmyspot@aussie.zone 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)
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[–] Red5@lemmygrad.ml 7 points 1 month ago

They are cops

[–] balsoft@lemmy.ml 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

POTUS? Nobody. No single person should hold a position with such power.

[–] 0_0j@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

No single person

High 5 maybe?

[–] Nomecks@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (6 children)

The AI from the movie I, Robot. The one that Will Smith destroys. The one that wanted to protect everyone from ourselves.

[–] Kolrami@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I think you're thinking of VIKI from I, Robot.

A.I. Artificial Intelligence was the movie where Haley Joel Osment was a robot kid.

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[–] DavidDoesLemmy@aussie.zone 10 points 1 month ago

President of what? We have a prime minister

[–] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago (5 children)
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[–] Jarix@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

Bernie, because i think he would be really really good at training his VP AOC to be president after him

[–] GrumpyDuckling@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Linus Torvalds, Richard Stallman as vice.

[–] nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl 9 points 1 month ago

No. RMS can stay the fuck away. At best, he’d eat things from under our feet.

[–] Corno@lemm.ee 8 points 1 month ago

If we're talking about real life people, Bernie.

Otherwise, Papyrus from Undertale. I don't think he has a bad bone in his body!

[–] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Me, assuming I have unlimited power to do as I please. I would be assassinated inside of a month, but it would be a wild month. The only president with more executive orders than me would be the person who comes after and undoes all the shit I did.

[–] turbowafflz@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Honestly a president that was just crazy but not like evil would be so funny. Paint the whitehouse pink, make the navy wear tophats, replace the $5 bill with a $6 bill, change the national anthem to never gonna give you up

[–] nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

A bit like Vermin Supreme?

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[–] Achyu@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

President of?

USAmerica?

Stalin
May get fun replies

[–] baronvonj@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Jon Stewart, Al Franklin, Bill Burr. Any body like that.

[–] scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech 14 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Jon Stewart has actively said he would never want to do that - which makes him one of the best candidates.

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 7 points 1 month ago

Anyone who whould be a good politician is smart enough to stay out of politics.

[–] baronvonj@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

which makes him one of the best candidates.

Exactly

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[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 month ago
[–] Cowbee@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 month ago

Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov "Lenin."

[–] SexMachineStalin@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago

Ibrahim Traore

[–] HurlingDurling@lemm.ee 5 points 1 month ago

Bernie Muthafukin Sanders

[–] stardust@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] PsychedSy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 month ago

Fucking nobody.

[–] tomi000@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

A friend of mine whose decisionmaking I respect a lot. Good balance of logic and empathy. He would be an awesome president and hed hate me for dumping that shitton of responsibility on him. Wouldnt want to be in his shoes. Also id miss him, but its for the best.

[–] psyklax@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 month ago

Just... let it be a lottery. Couldn't make it much worse.

[–] Apeman42@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Mark Twain. I don't even care if he isn't resurrected in this scenario.

[–] Pudutr0n@feddit.cl 4 points 1 month ago

Whoever replies to this comment. If many reply, whoever of them survives after a fight to death.

[–] TheGuyTM3@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 month ago

My mother. She would solve everything.

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