Having a heart attack at an AC/DC concert.
this post was submitted on 12 Mar 2025
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Death by snu snu? Not really how I wanted to go -- unless it kills both of us.
I dont't know lulz
Just broke.
I am just going outside and may be some time...
A daring suicide rescue mission where I manually hold the button on some space nuke to save the day.
An undercover Corgi mission.
Well I'm named for a fictional character I wrote about. so presumably she comes to life and for some reason tries to kill me
Mauled, eaten or crushed to death
... or cuteness overload
Mind control cereal
Obesity, and bounciness.
Death by snusnu
Flayed alive, I guess. Could be worse.
Cat.
Impressively.
Mine is pretty obvious.
....that last step will be a doozy.
It wouldn't.
Some catty wampas, likely.
No idea
Like mathematician August Ferdinand Möbius, at 77, in Leipzig?
Oh, no, Timmy fell down the well again!
In front of my PC without anyone noticing until days later
I just hope I'm on the receiving end.
oh noo im gonna die because i use arch
quickly
I get bit by a werewolf and sentenced for execution due to being a danger to society. For some reason they choose death by drowning and it turns out I cannot drown because I am a vampire. I then actually do not die because I am an undead.
Very quickly but likely quite painful
In the middle of the night with nary a sound to be heard.
I'm not sure of the details but hazmat will be involved and it'll probably make the news.
Someone finally writes my name in that death note.
ah hell, I’m getting shot by a drunk hillbilly aren’t I?
Well shit.
At least I'll get to meet Bigfoot before he kills me.