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[–] Botzo@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago

Just enough for a batch of toum.

[–] hactar42@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago

I was making salsa and the recipe called for a clove or garlic. I thought the entire bulb was a clove. After I chopped up and added like 5 or 6 of them my wife came in and saw what I was doing and put a stop to it. But seriously, that was the best damn salsa I've ever had.

[–] renzev@lemmy.world 10 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

I refuse to measure garlic by any unit smaller than a whole head. Recipe says three cloves? Pretty sure you mean one head of garlic there buddy.

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago

Pretty sure you mean one head of garlic there buddy.

Can't you read, it said three.

I've started making extra when cooking then storing it in the fridge for the coming week to slap on everything.

Peel a few heads of garlic and put them in a food blender with a little bit of rapeseed etc oil (not olive, cause then it'll harden in the fridge), then you get a nice white paste you can just smack into things and it'll store pretty damn well. So well I don't think I've ever even considered it might be off because a box like that won't last a week.

But white isn't the most appetising colour, pale white at least, so toss in a habanero or two and it'll have a beautiful orange colour.

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

Pretty sure you mean one head of garlic there buddy.

Can't you read, it said three.

I've started making extra when cooking then storing it in the fridge for the coming week to slap on everything.

Peel a few heads of garlic and put them in a food blender with a little bit of rapeseed etc oil (not olive, cause then it'll harden in the fridge), then you get a nice white paste you can just smack into things and it'll store pretty damn well. So well I don't think I've ever even considered it might be off because a box like that won't last a week.

But white isn't the most appetising colour, pale white at least, so toss in a habanero or two and it'll have a beautiful orange colour.

[–] glorkon@lemmy.world 4 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (2 children)

I always have some emergency garlic confit in the fridge.

Take an ovenproof baking dish, fill with peeled garlic cloves, cover cloves with high quality olive oil. Cover with tin foil. Cook for one hour in oven, low temperature.

Store in glasses. Will keep for weeks. Or months in fridge, although the oil will become solid.

Use it for whatever needs a garlic boost (which is almost everything).

[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

Roughly what temperature are you using?

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

You could just use rapeseed etc oil to avoid it going solid in the fridge, unless there's a specific reason why you use olive oil?

[–] runner_g@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

This implies the existence of recipes without garlic, which is a falsehood.

[–] sit@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 hours ago

Big Garlic has come to the conclusion there’s the ultimate Sweet Spot in every single dish. 📈

[–] kameecoding@lemmy.world 4 points 8 hours ago

Hmm, Garlic Cheesecake

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 32 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

The trick to it is that you use twice the garlic, but hold half of the garlic until the last few minutes of cooking. If you have sensitive bowels, add them 5+ minutes before the dish is finished. 3 minutes before it’s finished, if you’re feeling secure.

[–] naeap@sopuli.xyz 11 points 19 hours ago

Yeah, else all the oils will already be cooked out and quite some flavour will be evaporated

I'm also always doing some onions first, after that a part of the garlic to fry, then the other stuff, and when it's "soupy" put in a bit more of the garlic - and if you really still like it, you can put in more close to the end
That way, everything will get nicely juiced in garlic oils, and adding something in the end to have some fresh stuff inside, can spice it up more

[–] boreengreen@lemm.ee 3 points 15 hours ago

Sounds really nice! Why have I not thought of this?

[–] yesman@lemmy.world 11 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) (1 children)

I find that garlic flavor is a function of how much it's cooked more than how much you add.

[–] CreatingMachines@fedia.io 10 points 19 hours ago

Hmm, so can I save on cooking time by adding like a flat 20 whole bulbs of raw garlic to any recipe that needs garlic?

[–] tiredofsametab@fedia.io 2 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Just eat garlic on its own if you're going to go that route; I don't know how you could taste anything else in the dish!

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

I've always found it weird how people pretend like they can't taste two different things at the same time.

That's like arguing you're incapable of hearing harmonical sounds. You can't overpower high pitched trebles with a lot of bass, you know?

Similarly garlic is just one dimension in the whole harmony of tastes.

Although this is largely me rationalising my use of garlic and chili.

But garlic, chili, salt and pepper are basically suitable for most meals akd and then just complement the rest in line with the cuisine you're cooking.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 6 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) (1 children)

I want an entire Gilroy, CA of garlic in the dish.

[–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 2 points 15 hours ago

Dat aroma passing on 101

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Once again with garlic memes, me, but with with onions instead of garlic (or also with garlic, both are good).

[–] fungalfelidae5@lemm.ee 2 points 15 hours ago

me but with cinnamon (probably not with garlic and onion tho)

[–] cm0002@lemmy.world 3 points 19 hours ago

There's a minimum garlic level, but there is no such thing as a maximum garlic level