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[–] deegeese@sopuli.xyz 119 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Also: Cis people when they find out there’s trans fats in the potato chips.

MAGA intensifies

[–] j4k3@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago (2 children)

or anyone with a manual when they find out they are forking with a long trans mission stick, pumping a tight annular spring via their thrust bearing with the primary trans shaft buried deep in the back of their crankshaft through the self lubricating pilot bearing to buffer all the rough asynchronous screwing

synchro gigiddy mesh gettin your bottom shaft up to speed to fork with fineness without double pounding the annular

A pressure plate clutch "diaphragm" or annular spring:

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 day ago

Wait, cars are sexy now?

[–] JoShmoe@ani.social 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I don’t think it’s clear enough that you know your trans portation. Should fetish harder next time.

[–] j4k3@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

16 year old me did a clutch three times before fully understanding the mechanism. Particularly, I had a bad pilot bearing that was causing the failures. It is one aspect that was not in the Haynes manual, and not a part included in the "complete clutch kit". The second time I even faced the flywheel to do a proper job at the advice of a pro mechanic. I learned the pilot bearing on my own.

The fetish jokes were just fun with friends that hung out or helped while I worked on the car and figured it out as I went. Teasing macho friends lying in intimate tight spaces is fun, especially when they have underlying prejudices about LGBTQ+ stuff. I've always been an asshole like that when anyone is prejudice. Over the decades I've learned every detail about how engines and drivetrains work. The transmission is full of parts to joke about, but I can make anything metaphorical to surfeit abstraction.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] underwire212@lemm.ee 9 points 1 day ago

“I don’t mind you’re gay just don’t hit on me” motherfuckers be lookin like

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 0 points 1 day ago

None that I’ve seen

[–] konalt@lemmy.world 57 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Anarchists when they find out about the prostate

[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Capitalists when they find out only the first letter is capitalized

[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

libertarians when their personal liberties are crushed by corporations

[–] PiratePanPan@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Democratic socialists when... Uhh, I don't have anything bad to say about them. Nice bunch.

[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 2 points 22 hours ago

When the demons socialize with them.

[–] TheImpressiveX@lemm.ee 72 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Non-binary people when they cannot compile from source code (they have to use a binary):

[–] RandomVideos@programming.dev 14 points 1 day ago

Non-binary people use malboge because it uses ternary

[–] Jumuta@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 day ago

checkmate /lib

[–] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 1 day ago (2 children)

What's the second L? Landlords?

[–] garbagebagel@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

All LGBTQIA+ people are cool, but I draw the line at landlords. Enough is enough, goddamnit.

[–] AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com 24 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 day ago

So it's: Landlord Gamer Bourgeois Lettuce Tomato?

[–] Nasan@sopuli.xyz 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Liz Truss is LL Cool J BTQ?

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I wanted to do a comedy sketch about ordering a BLT with some friends and being asked if I wanted guacamole on it saying yes despite their horrified looks

Getting one of them to explain BLTG>LGBT before dismissing them and taking a bite

Cut to my outfit being overly gay and “the voice”

I just assume someone else has already done it

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 1 day ago

Omg, how have I never seen this joke articulated before now. Hilarious. Solidarity with my LGBTQ+ friends.

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I rarely ever sleep eight hours straight. Should I be worried?

[–] MisterFrog@lemmy.world 1 points 11 hours ago

Maybe you should try 7 hours straight + 1 hour gay. Everyone has their own ~c~h~r~omo type