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[–] CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 11 points 22 hours ago

Anxiety and, due to a manufacturing bug or something, a second anxiety instead of something else.

[–] ramenshaman@lemmy.world 7 points 20 hours ago

2 gray kitties

[–] Electric_Druid@lemmy.world 7 points 20 hours ago

Bass and bong

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 8 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago)

Realistically a book and a writing utensil but more honestly my phone and a joint

[–] sexy_peach@feddit.org 2 points 15 hours ago

Black clothes and Thinkpad?

[–] BURN@lemmy.world 4 points 18 hours ago

A dab rig and a camera

[–] Brewchin@lemmy.world 6 points 20 hours ago

A sword and a dildo. Fightin' or f...un. Your call.

[–] AbouBenAdhem@lemmy.world 8 points 22 hours ago

A pair of drift skates, with an interchangeable pair of crutches.

[–] Today@lemmy.world 4 points 19 hours ago

Shades and a whiskey glass.

[–] Chocrates@lemmy.world 5 points 20 hours ago

A Gardner that comes with a seedling and a grown tree

[–] whotookkarl@lemmy.world 7 points 21 hours ago

A clone and an android doppelganger and none of us know who is which

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 3 points 18 hours ago

Two large replaceable penises. One is extremely girthy. The other is long and proportionally thick. Both vibrate to your favorite music and have a washable jelly pump. I'll be loads and loads of fun.

[–] Pudutr0n@feddit.cl 8 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

Bipolar meds and gummi bears.

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[–] Quill7513@slrpnk.net 6 points 21 hours ago

a lever action rifle and a bass guitar

[–] Vandals_handle@lemmy.world 5 points 20 hours ago

Touring kayak and back country skis

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 7 points 22 hours ago

A capybara and one of those guitars that’s, like, double guitars? Y’know?

[–] whyNotSquirrel@sh.itjust.works 7 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

A manual in an alien language and a "no refund" sticker

[–] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 3 points 19 hours ago

don't forget your towel

[–] whodatdair@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (1 children)

Laptop and bag o’ tools ^_^

[–] Xaphanos@lemmy.world 4 points 21 hours ago

I feel seen.

[–] zaphodb2002@sh.itjust.works 6 points 22 hours ago

Bong and a coffee cup, and I'm wearing pajama pants and an anime T-shirt.

Alternate version is wearing skinny jeans and a Dead Kennedys hoodie, and comes with a bass guitar and different colors of Mohawk that can be removed and replaced.

[–] EarlTurlet@lemmy.zip 5 points 21 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 4 points 19 hours ago

Risky, but easier than using your hand.

[–] CookieOfFortune@lemmy.world 6 points 22 hours ago

Track saw and climbing shoes.

[–] Usernameblankface@lemmy.world 6 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

A typewriter and an empty space where a sporty car should go

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[–] Reyali@lemm.ee 6 points 22 hours ago

My cat and my cell phone

[–] Geodad@lemm.ee 6 points 22 hours ago

A rifle and a freezer full of deer.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 5 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago)

A phone and the physical embodiment of a Lemmy account.

[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 3 points 20 hours ago

Drawing utensils. I should also come with medically indicated compression tights but due to production issues they're usually missing from the box.

[–] SpicyLizards@reddthat.com 4 points 21 hours ago

Please not a glass jar

[–] lnxtx@feddit.nl 4 points 22 hours ago

Original ThinkPad and hacker cap.

[–] viking@infosec.pub 4 points 22 hours ago

Coffee mug and a dog.

[–] Apytele@sh.itjust.works 4 points 22 hours ago (3 children)

Travel mug full of herbal tea and a rubiks cube.

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[–] HuntressHimbo@lemm.ee 4 points 22 hours ago

Weed vape and a coffee, or keyboard and shovel

[–] dumblederp@aussie.zone 3 points 20 hours ago

A fox terrier and black clothing.

[–] Nemo@slrpnk.net 4 points 22 hours ago

bicycle and pool noodle

[–] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 2 points 19 hours ago

A pocket knife and a backpackpacked with a rudimentary medical kit, mineral sunscreen, hand sanitizer, cleaning solution, sandwich bag of folded paper towels, full tang knife, leatherman wave+ multi-tool, bicycle tire pump, small flashlight, headphones, jacket, tube scarf, lighter, pen, pencil, eraser, notebook, usb stick with PoP! OS iso, usb-c cable w/ wall adapter, waterbottle, re-usable coffee cup and a fine layer of dirt over all of it.

Scripture and a jay... The duality of man!

[–] bizarroland@fedia.io 4 points 22 hours ago

A trophy labeled potential being swallowed by a dark blob of depression, and a pair of eyeglasses that give you 20/20 hindsight vision.

Laptop and Camera.

[–] klemptor@startrek.website 2 points 19 hours ago

Post-its and a power rack

[–] floppy_kitty@lemmy.world 3 points 22 hours ago

Drum sticks

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