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[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 2 points 38 minutes ago

Pills and cool rocks.

Don't get them mixed up.

A big gulp and a pack of cigarettes

[–] TwistyLex@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 3 hours ago

Half of an ortholinear split keyboard and a trackball that's missing the ball.

[–] Manticore@lemmy.nz 3 points 3 hours ago

Dual-weilding plushies

[–] UpAndAtThem@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

A beer and a tablet stylus

[–] thermal_shock@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

Just the stylus?

[–] LordWiggle@lemmy.world 8 points 6 hours ago (1 children)
[–] thermal_shock@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

Like small characters standing on each shoulder, maybe riding your back in labeled t shirts?

[–] RBWells@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago

Garden knife and iron skillet.

[–] auginator@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago

My computer and my cat

[–] mrodri89@lemmy.zip 1 points 4 hours ago

Depression/Anxiety meds to keep it real. My cat Mochi.

😅

[–] MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world 5 points 7 hours ago

Tonka: Ambulance & portable cardiac monitor.

[–] Distractor@lemm.ee 1 points 5 hours ago

An e-book and a sofa

[–] CheeseToastie@lazysoci.al 4 points 6 hours ago

A cat and a cup of tea

[–] DirigibleProtein@aussie.zone 5 points 8 hours ago

Guilt and regret

[–] neidu3@sh.itjust.works 7 points 10 hours ago

A RAID controller and a tin of snus.

[–] tophneal@sh.itjust.works 14 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

the accessories don’t matter, they’ll change every 3 months. the figure will not.

[–] neidu3@sh.itjust.works 4 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Should come with an unopened box of prescribed ritalin, maybe?

[–] tophneal@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 hours ago

Maybe, but it’s unwilling to take a piss test to get them.

[–] ActuallyGoingCrazy@sh.itjust.works 79 points 19 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Twitches@lemm.ee 11 points 19 hours ago

Lol beat me to it

[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 19 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

Weed vape and this bad boy

[–] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 1 points 1 hour ago

So this propels dildos into your orifice(s) with explosive charges? Do people enjoy that?

[–] JigglySackles@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

I legit want to use that for home defense.

[–] Sunsofold@lemmings.world 15 points 15 hours ago

A hat and buyer's remorse.

[–] Waldelfe@feddit.org 5 points 12 hours ago

A pocket knife and a houseplant in a pot.

[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 47 points 19 hours ago (1 children)
[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 54 points 19 hours ago (1 children)
[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 4 points 14 hours ago

Brilliant! I'll have to make one now!

[–] dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 10 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

A knife. And another knife.

[–] Vandals_handle@lemmy.world 4 points 14 hours ago

I gotta tell ya, this is pretty terrific. Yeah!

[–] sittinonatoilet@sopuli.xyz 29 points 19 hours ago (4 children)

Can of beer and a bowling ball

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[–] lengau@midwest.social 6 points 15 hours ago

A cat and a bike

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 22 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Ibuprofen and an energy drink.

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[–] ytsedude@lemmy.world 15 points 19 hours ago

Tears and toilet paper.

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 9 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Action keyboard and action mouse.

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[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 10 points 18 hours ago

My action figure is 3d printed and included are STL files to print your own damn accessories.

[–] sexy_peach@feddit.org 2 points 12 hours ago

Black clothes and Thinkpad?

[–] ramenshaman@lemmy.world 7 points 17 hours ago

2 gray kitties

[–] GuyFi@lemmy.sdf.org 14 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Big bass guitar and a tiny little trumpet

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[–] CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 11 points 19 hours ago

Anxiety and, due to a manufacturing bug or something, a second anxiety instead of something else.

[–] BURN@lemmy.world 4 points 15 hours ago

A dab rig and a camera

[–] Electric_Druid@lemmy.world 7 points 17 hours ago

Bass and bong

[–] ClusterBomb@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 18 hours ago

A laptop and an anal plug.

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 8 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

Realistically a book and a writing utensil but more honestly my phone and a joint

[–] Today@lemmy.world 4 points 15 hours ago

Shades and a whiskey glass.

[–] Brewchin@lemmy.world 6 points 17 hours ago

A sword and a dildo. Fightin' or f...un. Your call.

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