He wanted an Indiana Jones hat?
Dunno, I would have wished for two so I could put one on my giant cock.
this post was submitted on 01 Jun 2025
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I see this as an absolute win
Chocobo?
I quite enjoy these visual riddles.
So... Did you wish to have a huge cock or to ride a huge cock?
TBF, a chicken that big would be absolutely terrifying and an amazing mount to ride into battle if it were trainable and reliably on your side. So it's really not that bad of an outcome, even if it wasn't the one intended.
You obviously asked to ride a cock during sunset.
A giant cock.
At least he didn't wish for a little head.
Chicken jockey
Screw you
🤣🤣
Poor genie didn't realize you were hitting on them and just wanted to ride their massive cock.
The genie did understand, this giant cock was his best friend and prized possession, he's entrusted it to you now.
AI Slop and lame penis jokes.
Shame this is Lemmy high quality memes and not Lemmy shitpost, quality shitpost.
Oh look, it's the fun police
cant decide if ai or very passionate saxton hale fanart
The Genie reacted exactly the way Genies do.
The Genie knew. Genies are jerks.
That’s a large … rooster.
The genie misunderstood wanting an Indiana Jones hat? I think the genie nailed it.
Don’t explain it to me. I know what’s going on.
Something about riding a giant cock.
cute tho
Saxton HALE.
~~mis~~understood
Cockdiesel cock rider. Wait? Which One is the OP?
common error smdh