Programmer Humor

this is how my apps look when I try optimising them, just to gut them of all its usability because 'why have an array of values if I can reuse this string or integer' like a fucking idiot

Ask your doctor if Moctopril™ is right for you!

Jocktober

This is disgusting. Who enters dates in month/day/year order?

Wake me up when Septempril ends

Decay is my favourite month

j'october

I unironically love this. Of course it isn't practical in the least, but I love it.

I was born in _arch, btw.

I use febr a rch btw

Managust, the manliest of months.

Hmm. A bit redundant.

[ j ] [ uly ] [ y ]

Shoulda just been [ ul ].

I, too, was born in Septulyber.

Best CAPTCHA ever!

Might be a decent way to sort out bots, actually.

      y  
   a  
m  

12 options as 21. At least it counts as lines of code for a performance review

Febroctobus

Genuine Question:

if you could split the month names into 3, how would you split them to maximise their choice overlap?

• "em" is a good overlap for nov/sept/dec
• "uar" is good for jan/febr

"Lousy Smarch Weather"

'Do Not Touch -Willie'

"Hey, good advice!"

at least no bot will solve this

My wife and I always wanted a joctober baby...

For a truly peak UI make the text very light gray on a white background, in the thinnest font possible.

I understand that bad ui is a fun meme and all, but how did this one even cross their mind as an idea for a bad UI? This is a new level of convoluted I would not have even considered.

Decoctorch sounds kind of cool though. Anyone up for some calendar reform?

Novemy showers bring Septanugust flowers.

At least that's what my grandma would say.

febroctorch has the best weather in Argentina on Tuesdays

It's basically the UI equivalent of this:

Yes, it's a fully-functional date picker and also deviously, wildly, uncomfortably outside of aesthetic norms. Also, there's a lots of fun, invalid combinations of input outside of the usual "February 30th" shenanigans.

Why yes, that's my birthday: the 32nd of Septunepril. What's the problem?

This is a repost from last japril.

They should have included an option for BC and AD.

What, you werent born on Mapril 0, 1901?

Joctopril, novel ACE inhibitor, new and improved!

I was bowm in Novemy :3

Funny month names are all well and good, but the only ones you can actually spell here are:

January, March, May, September, November, and December.

Otherwise, it's

Febranuary, Japril, Juney, Julyber, Maugust, and Moctober