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Cue the news conference where she pulls out a 2000 page binder that she claims are the documents, only to just be blank pages.

Wait, didn't they say there are NO files? What files are they gonna release? The inconsistencies here will blow some people's minds.

Please let this backfire spectacularly

"Also, I don't draw pictures," Trump said on social media in response to the story.

Of course he doesn't draw pictures. Artistic creation would require one to have a soul or some sense of joy.

We want the full video of the cell. Fucking deep state fucker.

Sounds like the Dumbass-in-Chief wants that twat to throw together a list of names and claim it's the Epstein list. Bet all the names will be Democrats.

Y'all are getting too hung up on the word "produce" when the real issue is that a grand jury transcript is a miniscule subset of the documents people actually want to see.

The key word is pertinent:

Pertinent

n. Anything that doesn’t portray Trump in a bad light while simultaneously harming his perceived foes, as determined by Donald J. Trump and/or Pam Bondi at the formers discretion.

Plus, the Grand Jury testimony is only a small fraction of the ‘files’

Knowing how incompetent they are, I won't be surprised if they release a spreadsheet with a second tab they don't notice labelled "Donald's rape list"

This is like trying to get his tax returns... 😒

Sounds like the files have been "fixed" so the orange rapist's name won't be found on the new and improved documents. All okay now.

“Produce”, as in “fabricate” or “forge”

I don't think there is a more direct way of saying "you want epstein files? Fine I will produce some fake files and release them. You will eat those files like eating shit all the while knowing they are fake, because that is what you are. You are my little shit eaters."

"Shredding them now, Sir!"

List aside, did I miss why we aren't still talking about the 3 missing minutes and Adobe edited surveillance footage of the prison?

Springtime for Hitler

Prepare for fake documents. Finally People can read this moron like a book. Lies and fake shit.

Grok or openai?

Does it exist today or not? I lose track sometimes. Is there an easy way to remember?

I hate to say this, but Epstein/Trump stories feel like the real distraction. It's long been known that Trump is connected with Epstein, that he's a certified sex pest, and that he's creepy about kids (including his own daughter). It's been default knowledge that Trump is a pedo creep, yet people seem to think that even smoking gun evidence will make some sort of difference.

Almost nobody will seriously change where that stand based on anything that could possibly revealed. On the other hand, the economy is in shambles, the government in shreds, and there are actual fucking concentration camps that people are getting disappeared to.

There is too much horror in the moment for me to fret so much about these horrors from the past. Epstein will not harm anyone else, but unknown high level child sex rings will. Everyone around Epstein getting revealed will not bring retribution to many culprits, nor will it change the root causes of such unaccountable abuse.

it would be heavily redacted of trump, or any of the donors.