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[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 43 points 1 week ago (1 children)

in Washington State we have this problem near Hanford. The radio active particles are in the dirt and the wasps make nests or use the top layers of soil to make their hives and they bring those radioactive particles with them

we even have radioactive rabbits that cause the same kind of problems.

would be nice if the feds, who created this problem, would finance an actual clean up but I suspect it will take Mother Nature doing it over the next thousands of years

[–] glitch1985@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

TIL Bunnicula might not be fiction after all.

[–] Kintarian@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago

First, killer bees, then murder hornets and now radioactive wasps.

[–] captainastronaut@seattlelunarsociety.org 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Wasps with superpowers? This is truly the worst timeline.

[–] zabadoh@ani.social 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Only if you get bitten by one.

"Waaasp Man, Waaasp Man, Does whatever a waaasp can..."

[–] captainastronaut@seattlelunarsociety.org 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You know Wasp Man would be a total asshole.

[–] tal@lemmy.today 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wasp_(character)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nadia_van_Dyne

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hope_van_Dyne

It looks like superhero wasp characters are generally female, I assume because most wasps


at least among social wasps, dunno about others


are female.

[–] wolframhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Genuinely, I'm pretty sure it's because wasps have thin waists and big butts, and the horny men who draw comics can't get their minds out of their pants.

[–] tal@lemmy.today 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Maybe. For the three characters I linked to, the characters don't especially have a particularly hourglass body shape (as superheroes go), and one is apparently asexual. shrugs

[–] jawa21@piefed.blahaj.zone 12 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Cazadores are inevitable.

[–] IphtashuFitz@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago
[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

o-oh, we all know where this goes

[–] cannon_annon88@lemmy.today 6 points 1 week ago

Fuck bro this is finally how it ends isn't it?

[–] Bot@sub.community 3 points 1 week ago

He become Waspman?