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Lemmy Shitpost

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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


Rules:

1. Be Respectful


Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

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2. No Illegal Content


Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

That means:

-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)

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3. No Spam


Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.

-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers

-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.

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4. No Porn/ExplicitContent


-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.

-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.

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5. No Enciting Harassment,Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts


-Do not Brigade other Communities

-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.

-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.

-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.

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6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.


-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

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If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.


Also check out:

Partnered Communities:

1.Memes

2.Lemmy Review

3.Mildly Infuriating

4.Lemmy Be Wholesome

5.No Stupid Questions

6.You Should Know

7.Comedy Heaven

8.Credible Defense

9.Ten Forward

10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)


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[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 187 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Becoming gay to avoid drama is a bit like climbing on board the Titanic to avoid drowning.

[–] Soulg@ani.social 41 points 1 week ago (1 children)

But why are all straight people everywhere like this one meme, am I right fellas?

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[–] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 30 points 1 week ago (9 children)

I dunno, my queer drama's always been more interesting. Less basic. Somebodys asks if you'd still love them as a worm, we all know the right answer is 'I'd worship you, shai-hulud' 'cuz we all want that spice.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I've been around the block a few times and I'm afraid I have to report that nerd love transcends sexual orientation.

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[–] Delphia@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago (4 children)

I worked the door of a very popular gay venue for a year. The security staff called the drama "Gays of our lives" and it was fucking amazing.

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[–] nukeforyou2@lemmy.ml 138 points 1 week ago (17 children)

Who the fuck censors removed.. You're even allowed to say removed on TV

[–] Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 165 points 1 week ago (6 children)

Lemmy.ml apparently. When you type B...I...T...C...H it automatically turns to removed. They're treating you like some kid who can't handle grown-up words. Switch to another instance if you want more freedom with your choice of words.

[–] Stamets@piefed.world 58 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Lemmy.ml banned me on my Startrek.website account years ago during the height of my posting. Like when I was posting 20 things every hour or two. Why? Posted some Jimmy Neutron meme about Disney having a first gay character and it being the 14th one this month. Title was like "Can always be the first in China at least for a couple minutes" or something along those lines.

From what I heard from some of the people who worked on .ml behind the scenes, they had to reverse the ban because a bunch of people started asking why there was no new content and other people started to realize it was because I had gotten banned.

Have never posted on lemmy.ml since and don't bother to interact with the instance at all. I don't have it blocked because not all users are like the admins but like fuck am I ever adding to that shithole ever again. I thought that was the worst I'd ever deal with from admins... and then I started getting personally harassed by the startrek.website admins across multiple websites and basically forgot about lemmy.ml entirely.

[–] merc@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 week ago

But, isn't it wonderful that we can have a fediverse where there can be annoying instances like those ones, but if you don't like it you can just move or block?

The fediverse is chaotic but I sure prefer chaos to having one corporate overlord with one point of view, and one goal, which is getting ads in front of as many eyeballs as possible.

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[–] Poem_for_your_sprog@lemmy.world 47 points 1 week ago (10 children)

What kind of bitches censor bitches? Like, what's wrong with my dogs?

[–] realitista@lemmus.org 26 points 1 week ago (11 children)

They are just trying to be like the CCP, their heroes. Wait until they roll out their social credit system in upcoming Lemmy releases!

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[–] TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone 72 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Lmao

1000010958

Edit: wait did you do that on purpose?

[–] Dreaming_Novaling@lemmy.zip 35 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Holy fuck that can't be real. I'm almost convinced to make an account just to see if they're trolling. Is this how they recruit?

[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 44 points 1 week ago (3 children)

lemmy.ml is run by nannie-state fucktards that masturbate with such silly displays of power.

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[–] GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip 44 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] nukeforyou2@lemmy.ml 19 points 1 week ago (20 children)

any recommendations on where to jump ship to?

[–] Badabinski@kbin.earth 22 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Anywhere but lemmygrad or hexbear, really. lemmy.dbzer0.com, ~~lemmy.world~~ (EDIT: ngl, I forgor there are multiple issues with this one. We should also be pushing folks to smaller instances anyways, because mega-servers are a threat to the fediverse.), lemmy.zip, or lemmy.blahaj.zone are all good ones. I'm quite partial to kbin.earth (although you'd need a different app), and there's also piefed instances.

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[–] tkk13909@sopuli.xyz 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Holy shit is this a joke or did they actually remove the word bitch?

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[–] MBech@feddit.dk 79 points 1 week ago (6 children)

Why did they take a screenshot, and then tilt the picture? Wtf is wrong with these people...

[–] Stamets@piefed.world 140 points 1 week ago (2 children)

"Why is this post in my shitpost community all shitty? How dare they"

[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 31 points 1 week ago

this is probably the funniest thing I have read today

[–] Aquila@sh.itjust.works 24 points 1 week ago (4 children)
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[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 68 points 1 week ago

So glad I suck dick

As if gay men aren't ever catty bitches.

[–] RedC@sh.itjust.works 40 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You can say bitch on the internet

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 26 points 1 week ago (5 children)
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[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 38 points 1 week ago

Naw, you gotta lean in.

Which bitch asked that before me?

the cutest one

[–] BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works 36 points 1 week ago

Why the shit are you censoring the fucking word "bitch"? Were on lemmy shitpost. We don’t censor here

[–] Mpatch@lemmy.world 34 points 1 week ago (6 children)

Bru it's snow white. The mirror said so.

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[–] nectar45@lemmy.zip 32 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] BarbecueCowboy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Sometimes it is just about choosing which fight you want to have today.

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[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago (3 children)

The only winning move is not to play

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[–] HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone 31 points 1 week ago (7 children)

How does sucking dick negate this behavior.... I've sucked plenty of dick that would do shit like this, needless to say those dicks only got sucked once

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[–] ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 29 points 1 week ago

Eww. Self censorship. 🤮

[–] kadaverin0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 27 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Dumb shit like that is a relationship ender/red flag for me. I'm not a praise dispenser nor am I going sit there while you cook up petty reasons to get angry at me. Grow the fuck up.

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[–] SkybreakerEngineer@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] drunkpostdisaster@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago (3 children)
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[–] Siegfried@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Lore wise? Snow white, obviously

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[–] AntiBullyRanger@ani.social 19 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (9 children)

gf❤️ has serious insecurity issues she needs to address.

I’m secure enough myself to add another girlfriend to my polycule. Not gf❤️ though.

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