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[–] DaddleDew@lemmy.world 188 points 10 months ago (4 children)
[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 173 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Coins are just really unbalanced three-sided dice.

[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 34 points 10 months ago (3 children)

The odds of a US nickel landing on its edge is about 1 in 6000. If there are any other country's coins thicker the odds would probably get better.

[–] porksnort@slrpnk.net 26 points 10 months ago (4 children)

A standard US nickel, yes.

I prefer better odds than that…

Thick Nickels

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] Revan343@lemmy.ca 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)
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[–] HakFoo@lemmy.sdf.org 14 points 10 months ago (1 children)

The old UK £1 was similar in size but twice as thick. It's now 12-sided but not sure how that impacts the odds.

[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 17 points 10 months ago

I know there's a way to figure that out, but I have no idea where to start. So I'm going with 1 in 3000, plus or minus 42.

[–] Chrobin@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 10 months ago

Well, but it also has to stay on its edge, and that's a lot less likely...

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 26 points 10 months ago (6 children)

That extremely rare, almost-never chance of landing on the edge is exactly what I would program into a game if I made one, instead of exactly 50% odds.

[–] leftzero@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 9 points 10 months ago

Thanks, I hate it.

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 7 points 10 months ago

Rare coin flip: Success for every roll over the next hour of gameplay.

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

It should come with some bizarre consequence, too. If it were the Oregon Trail game, there should be a tiny chance that the player finds an ancient artifact that glows and hums when touched. An alien ship swoops in and abducts the party, forcing them to join the crew. From there on, it's a space pirate game with zero explanation why and no references in the product literature. Also, customer service pretends not to know about it, if contacted.

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[–] thaklor@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago

Too expensive.

[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 7 points 10 months ago

This was my thought.

Mfers be out here debating whether the thing depicted is actually a "two sided" dice, meanwhile coins just be chillin over there getting ignored.

Y'all be trippin.

[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 158 points 10 months ago (2 children)
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[–] dreadbeef@lemmy.dbzer0.com 75 points 10 months ago (4 children)

a two sided die is called a coin

[–] binomialchicken@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 10 months ago (7 children)

The edge of a coin is a 3rd side though

[–] mikesizachrist@lemmy.world 19 points 10 months ago (15 children)

every other die has sides that aren't counted if you're doing that.

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[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 35 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 40 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (4 children)

This gave me an idea for a gimmick die. Transparent die filled with dark liquid. The exterior of the die has the usual numbers in white lettering. Inside the die, there is a smaller cork die that rises like a magic 8ball. It’s 2d(x) in 1. Interesting for tension building, if nothing else.

Edit: looked it up and I’m not original, and they’re largely as bad as I thought they’d be

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[–] threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works 15 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I'm a bit disappointed that many of these n-sided dice are not isohedral, despite isohedral polyhedra existing for many of these values of n.

[–] AwesomeLowlander@sh.itjust.works 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

The weirdly shaped ones probably sell better. Which would you pick up in a store?

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[–] mydude@lemmy.world 21 points 10 months ago

That's a weird looking coin

[–] Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world 16 points 10 months ago

I've seen this shape uses as a D4. Nothing cursed about it. About as threatening to me as a Labrador puppy.

[–] TheSlad@sh.itjust.works 15 points 10 months ago

At first glance I thought this was an AI generated picture of a roll of toilet paper..

[–] rbn@sopuli.xyz 13 points 10 months ago (3 children)

It's four-sided, not two-sided. If that one counts, you can also just use a regular six-sided one and just put three 'ones' and three 'twos' on it.

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 25 points 10 months ago (1 children)

This die can only ever land on two distinct sides so it has two sides.

[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 16 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Incorrect. It can land on two different sides. Or it can roll off the table and under something, leaving you in a state of limbo.

[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 10 months ago (3 children)

It has only 1 corner, and 2 surfaces, making it 2 sided. The 2 sides just happen to be curved

[–] Rothe@piefed.social 6 points 10 months ago

Ah, dice lawyering.

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[–] Archpawn@lemmy.world 21 points 10 months ago (2 children)

It has two sides. They're curved, and it doesn't stay on the curve part, so you can effectively use it as a d4, but it's still only two-sided.

Sort of like how you can flip a Mobius strip like a coin and it will land one of two ways, but it still only has one side.

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[–] Jeeve65@ttrpg.network 13 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

define 'side'.

How many sides on a ball?

Inside, outside, and, depending on the ball, offsides.

[–] rbn@sopuli.xyz 6 points 10 months ago

Fair point. A ball has either one or infinite sides from my perspective.

[–] Abrinoxus@lemmy.today 13 points 10 months ago

this is four sides??

[–] Crozekiel@lemmy.zip 12 points 10 months ago (2 children)

The picture is of a d4. Dice are measured counting the flats (and therefore possible number of different results) not mathematically defined "sides".

[–] faint_marble_noise@programming.dev 31 points 10 months ago (3 children)

No, dN means there are N different outcomes. Does not matter if they are flat or anything. Cube with two of each number from 1 to 3 is a d3.

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