It's a bread knife.
this post was submitted on 28 Sep 2025
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hon hon homicide
Violence baguettes violence.
somebody brought the pain
We're they riding a bicycle with a basket in front?
Why modify it? .... a good hard crusty baguette is deadly enough. If you crack it just right, the sharp edges are hard enough to cut open skin and flesh.
Take two baguettes. Cut one in half and carve a slot inside of it. Carve the other with a protrusion in the form of a knife to go into the slot. Harden in the oven while using garlic butter with fine herbs to create a razor edge. Sharpen with a whetstone.
Then you can not only stab cops but soften it up in soup and eat the evidence.
mmmmm ... radicalization and violence never sounded so delicious
Cop gets stabbed in the arm .... 'OH MY GOD, I'VE BEEN STABBED ... ???? .... ooooo, garlic butter!'
So you can dual wield.
Baguette.
Breaguette knife.
Akimbo
A baguette becomes a lethal blunt instrument about 7 seconds after you buy it.
Shit, you get one with a good enough crust and it'll club a motherfucker into the ground like a fence post.
Picnic-ready, self-contained baguette. Comes with a way to cut it. The other end (off camera) contains foil-wrapped cheese wedges.
Pain vraiment complet.
The French have mastered protest and revolution.
I love that they gave it a crumb as well.
Somebody touch my baguette!
Wait til that "assault with a deli weapon" guy hears about this
stabuette a little with my baguette
I never leave my house without my tactical assault baguette!
Hon hon hon
There were shuriken in the croissants as well
That is aggressively French
Portable Guillotine. I love quick access revolté tools.
"Une graine dans le bocal piment" ?