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[–] protist@mander.xyz 135 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Whoa...I just did the same thing, and when I came back, my computer looked like this. A billion years of evolution in the blink of an eye

[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 43 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I have not seen that in... a long time.

[–] JcbAzPx@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago

You knew when it started because the cooling fans jumped up to jet engine levels.

[–] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Like the civilisation that grew inside a train station locker

[–] AtariDump@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

All hail J!

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[–] scytale@piefed.zip 79 points 1 day ago (5 children)

My computer started playing Doom by itself.

[–] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] tehn00bi@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

That would be cool to build something that actually plays wolf 3d.

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@piefed.world 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This is still mesmerizing.

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I always found it stressful because there's no way out. Just endless wandering.

[–] Pandantic@midwest.social 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Why did you watch it that long?!

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Back before I discovered Linux, I still had a bunch of computers in my room. Since I hadn't yet discovered Linux, I had a bunch of Windows computers. Therefore I saw a lot of classic screensavers all the time (and also my room was very warm).

Moreso than that, though, one need only understand the concept of a screensaver and maybe watch a few minutes of this to intuit that there is no end and never will be.

I liked the pipe one. It cleaned itself up periodically and, since there was no character on display - either via first person perspective or seeing someone build pipes - no one was desperate or trapped. However, the starfield was always my favorite. It spoke of adventure. The idea of having an occupiable spaceship was enough of an idea of home to not stress me out.

I also had one that came on the Duke Nukem 3d CD (though it didn't come on mine, I had to email and ask). It depicted Duke's enemies rather messily falling from the sky until they filled up the screen. When I learned that was a thing I was of the perfect age to appreciate it.

Nowadays I just use the power management settings. No screen saver.

[–] mx_smith@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Can't be with zero-thickness walls.

[–] blockheadjt@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago

Nor the floor and ceiling textures.

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[–] tehn00bi@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I miss screen savers sometimes.

[–] ms_lane@lemmy.world 2 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

They're still there if you want them.

[–] ArchmageAzor@lemmy.world 2 points 20 hours ago

Yeah but my screen never gets to turn off by itself

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It's just a graphical representation of The Internet (a series of tubes).

[–] Wav_function@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

IT'S NOT A BIG TRUCK

[–] Kongar@lemmy.dbzer0.com 26 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Honestly the thing I miss most about the latest Linux distributions. I understand screensavers aren’t necessary anymore, but they are fun and should still be a thing.

[–] ButteryMonkey@piefed.social 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I miss the old windows colored bubbles, where your screen was still visible and the bubbles just moved around on top of everything.

I think it was from 7. In 10 they changed it so there was a black screen with the bubbles. Not nearly as much fun (I do zero secure things on my home computers). They also seemed to churn more, like glass balls, rather than bouncing off each other like they originally did.

I’m not on windows anymore but man I do miss that one.

[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Pretty sure it was 7. Loved those bubbles.

[–] OmegaSunkey@ani.social 4 points 1 day ago

I think only ChromeOS' Exo and KDE's KWin (cheating, since its just the kde screen locker) are the only wayland compositors with screensaving functionality. Which is just a picture slideshow.

Seems like no devs want to reimplement screensavers that are not just pictures.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 4 points 1 day ago (4 children)

They are very much still kinda necessary. They prevent burn-in, which is still a possible issue on certain types of displays (like OLEDs).

Then again, even back in the hay day of screensavers you could have simply turned the monitor off and left the PC on. 🤷‍♂️

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[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago

If my screen doesn't need saving, I'd like the clock on the lock screen to stay put.

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[–] niktemadur@lemmy.world 33 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That's why I use flying toasters instead.

[–] klemptor@startrek.website 18 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] don@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Once I could run the matrix screensaver, I never looked back.

[–] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 4 points 1 day ago

Pretty sure that screensaver pack was full of viruses but I was in 5th grade who cares.

[–] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago

The only thing that managed to replace starfield in my heart was Matrix. And even then, someone did a Matrix starfield and all was right with the world. I want a matrix wallpaper now, dammit.

[–] Gork@sopuli.xyz 40 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This was back before the Internet was not a big truck, but a series of tubes.

[–] Obi@sopuli.xyz 47 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

IT Crowd Fistbump

edit: Better image source.

dude did you get permission to photograph The Internet?

[–] InvalidName2@lemmy.zip 23 points 1 day ago (3 children)

For the newer people in the crowd: A screen protector is part of the immune system for electronic displays.

[–] licheas@sh.itjust.works 2 points 20 hours ago

not to be pedantic or "well ashktually" you....

but, eh.... screen protectors in the 90's were something else.

(Yeah....)

[–] MutilationWave@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

We always called them screensavers, but at some point after screensavers were no longer really necessary, people started calling backgrounds screensavers. I don't know why I let it bother me so much.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Then there was a tv show called The Screensavers. That was fun.

[–] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 5 points 1 day ago (2 children)

before flatscreens, mostly

[–] ms_lane@lemmy.world 1 points 23 hours ago

Which 'flatscreens' though...

Flat CRTs or LCD/Plasma?

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[–] Lladra@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

It's a 30 year old screen saver.

[–] SugarCatDestroyer@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

No, a real AGI is like a stoned, delusional artificial psychopath who, without a data center, would be completely stoned.

[–] rozlav@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Any chance getting a link to install this on xfce or kde ?

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Probably takes a lot of GPU to run this. You probably need windows 12 or later.

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

Yeah it runs on Unreal Engine 5, with Nanite, Lumen and shitty TAA.

[–] hayvan@feddit.nl 4 points 1 day ago

Should be part of xscreensaver.

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